We were allowed to go in certain areas to see the shags.

I dread to think what international shipping costs! But so glad it's more accessible now

Never bought something as fast as this years Taskmaster advent calendar, Merry Christmas friends 🎄

Can we collectively decide not to post edits about Laika the space dog set to that one devastating song while I'm on my period okay thanks

🥚

So blessed to be able to be in the airport during everyone's first ever day on earth x

Packing for a holiday and there's a 95% chance my dad and I will be dressed exactly the same at least 1 of the days, weirdly euphoric

Competition time! How would you like the chance to watch a Taskmaster live record AND share a packet of crisps with Greg and me? Well, here’s your chance! Just follow the link below to enter.
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Someone just spilled a whole pint of Guinness in the pub and not one person cheered. Sad state of affairs.

We just had some fruit, the dogs just had some fruit too, its pyjamas and blanket time, everything's okay again

Used to have a lot of x-rays as a child and always got a lil 'I was brave for my x-ray' sticker. Devastating to report that this doesn't translate to smear tests, but she did say I have a beautiful healthy cervix sooo

(Get your smear tests if you have a cervix friends)

Glad I had to be stopped from talking in my team meeting because I got too excited talking about the migration route of Arctic terns

* @diversestripes.bsky.social our lil pub babies 🩶

My lil pub babies

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words to live by

a beautiful angel princess that can do no wrong

Imagine you go to a leaving do and the person leaving opens with 'oh god imagine fucking Boris Johnson', needless to say glad they left x

Mommy

Excited to walk my puppies in every weather variant physically possible tonight

A colourful new season of Taskmaster drops on Channel 4 and YouTube on April 9th at 10pm BST - starring Armando Iannucci, Amy Gledhill, Joanna Page, Joel Dommett and Kumail Nanjiani!. 🔵🟢🟡🟢🟡

Dental hygienist just told me my teeth were good and that I did really well so if you need me I'll be reliving that high for the next week

GREG HOSTING THE TVBAFTAS IS ALL I EVER WANTED

About to see daddy Greg again and it was £6 for a coke zero (????)

I'd like it if they banned PDA unless it's Greg and Al, then enforce it

Lil cutie

Und auch a guten morgen from Luce and Bud

Guten morgen from Dais

I had 1 brain cell left after this day and this red nose day show has killed it off