Meme. Painting of King Henry I, wearing his crown and looking like a man who will stop at nothing to get eels. His faces is lined, and he the skin under his eyes is drooping. He looks worn and tired, like it's 6 AM and he's been binge-watching Sex in the City all night. His hair doesn't look old and haggard, though. It is a dark, rich brown, and he has a full beard and mustache combo that would be the envy of many a hipster. You know he's the king by his attire. He's wearing a large golden crown with spikes and fleur de lis, and a fur cloak with a fancy gold collar. There's no missing him, though it's fun to imagine him trying to blend in at a CVS while dressed like this. Despite his tired aspect, he looks intent and determined. His eyes are hard. As well he should. He is facing death, but fuck that. Bring that man some eels. Meme text reads: "Eels are for kings Regret is for other people"

Are the eels plotting to kill you?

Maybe. They did in Henry I in 1135. And you might be next.

Henry died after eating a meal of eels (carnes murenarum). Eels disagreed with him, & his doctors warned him not to do it. But kings want what they want. And Henry wanted his eels. 1/3
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The other post being made….. do we know if Fuck boi is on the setlist and scene queen is singing it with them?!?!? (Like how do I explain I don’t want concert spoilers, but I need to know if that’s happening. I’m hoping for it, but we shall see)

Welp….. now I’m expecting a thing to happen due to an Instagram post. (All I’m gonna mention is electric callboy did a cover of still waiting by sum 41. If someone in sum 41 posts themselves singing that cover version…. Hypothetically possibly)

Study finds Trump administration cut legal immigration far more than illegal crossings President Trump touts a sharp drop in illegal entries to the country, but a Cato Institute analysis shows legal immigration has fallen even more dramatically, with 132,000 fewer people being admitted ...

President Trump touts a sharp drop in illegal entries to the country, but a Cato Institute analysis shows legal immigration has fallen even more dramatically. https://to.pbs.org/3QFf2y1

It’s already working - Mexico has agreed to have screenings now!!

Keep it up, everyone!

INBOX: the California Teachers Association (@wearecta.bsky.social) just pulled their endorsement of Rep. Eric Swalwell after more allegations of sexual assault have been made public

You ever just “oh shit I’m an awful friend partly to do with not being good at texts and phone calls.”

Cause yeah me.

“Why are you pouring water over your head?” asked Frog.

“I hope that if I pour water over my head, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.

Like bubble sharing the tongue, perpetually pregnant, cloning quickly, the “you parasite” even teeth made for latching to something.

A not so serious TADC au you are being subjected to because why not: “of the many things Cain is, he is (a parallel to) scratch”

Basically what if Cain being ai doesn’t know what scratch is going through, so he makes bubble a parasitic amoeba.

Virgo: Watch the moon. It has absolutely no agency but you will believe it does, and this will be enough, at least for a little while.

Toad is frightened and alone on the stage, calling for Frog. From "The Dream" In *Frog and Toad Together*

“Shut up!” screamed Toad. “Frog, Frog, where have you gone?”

March marchy March: truely a wild month. :D

Big hit today at the Museum of Biological Diversity open house

No Kings (San Diego)

Toad sits at his breakfast table, studying his to-do list. From "A List" In *Frog and Toad Together*

He got out of bed and had something to eat. Then Toad crossed out: Eat Breakfast.

Prominent Climate Scientist Resigns From NASA, Citing Trump’s Attack on Science

Not so marvelous news.

~95,000 scientists have left the federal government since the Trump regime took over.

Toad looks frantically around the dark theater, calling for Frog. Frog is nowhere to be found. From "The Dream" In *Frog and Toad Together*

“Frog,” said Toad, “Where are you?” There was still no answer.

“Frog, what have I done?” cried Toad.

Remember when USPS had a contract to buy a fleet of EVs and Trump made them cancel it and go back to gas?

Imagine: he tells you to pop off Queen, and the he in question is Bubble from the amazing digital circus. (watch this not be an original thought, but like HE TOTALLY WOULD in a pop is worse than slay when the target is a bubble kind of way)

With the Oscar’s and the Olympics…. This is an insane year for Oakland. 10/10 I’m proud of them

February: I guess we may do it again for 2026….

crying emoji holding a little sprite of Cyndaquil and text "*gently holds*"

Sprites of Cyndaquil sleeping from Pokémon Sleep and the text "due to personal reasons i'll be going to sleep"

Former Microsoft executive’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein comes under scrutiny Seattle Times business reporter Alex Halverson has written about connections between Epstein and former Microsoft executive Nathan Myhrvold.

If the paleo community is going to be serious about Horner’s connection to Epstein, we also have to be serious about Myhrvold’s, because guess who contributed photos of animals mating to Epstein’s birthday book and has been appearing in new paleo papers this year - including the new Spinosaurus.

Ukraine's leading postal service breaks into US market with UPS partnership Customers will be able to send packages up to 30 kilograms to Ukraine via 6,000 UPS Store locations across the U.S., Nova Poshta said in a press release on Feb. 18.

⚡️ Ukraine's leading postal service breaks into US market with UPS partnership.

Customers will be able to send packages up to 30 kilograms to Ukraine via 6,000 UPS Store locations across the U.S., Nova Poshta said in a press release on Feb. 18.

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A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

Imagine representing a country at the Olympics with 2 athletes there’s only one flagbearer and that person isn’t you….

Idk both athletes should carry a flag at that point. Overthinking for the win