Playoffs Gritty

my favorite part of modern day work is a bunch of execs who can’t pdf power points asking AI questions and having it spit out obviously incorrect answers they just believe to be true.

I do think it’s very funny to convert to Catholicism as an ordinary if mildly famous person at the time only to have the Pope eventually become one of your biggest haters

eavesdropping at the airport. s tier activity

have you guys BEEN OUTSIDE?!

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

no kids & im going thruuuu it lol

i need it to be spring so badly.

They really gotta bulldoze the Ben Simmons/Castellanos mansion, it’s really not working out. Bad vibes or something not right going on there

is it ever going to get warm again?

They have achieved 10 to 1 force superority over ICE

should i get a substack & just use it like my old xanga circa 2004?

an administration staffed to the top with degenerate liars

i know it is to be expected — but the bald-face lying is really sending me over the edge today

Oh you hate Americans? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Creedence Clearwater Revival?

Sorry to blaspheme on main but how could a loving G-d allow the release of a Barbarella remake starring Sydney Sweeney? The world is full of sin and wickedness but we do not deserve this.

everyone reads recipes over and over like you’re studying for a test where you can only bake the cookies by memory, right?

SO good!!

ban car alarms!!!!!!

why are we not talking about the chair company? every episode is like experiencing a weird form of psychosis. i love it.

Nobody is feasting like a Katie Crutchfield fan right now. We are blessed. Incredible five-year run.

THEY'RE PLAYING NOT LIKE US AT THE MAMDANI CAMPAIGN RALLY

okay, do philly next

bring back the sun. i’m being so serious.

i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.

lol I'm sorry, *trying* to get hit, and then actually getting hit and bitching about it is deeply funny. like, Andrés, buddy, come on now.

waking up in the dark, crushing my soul

geese is a band for the yearners & ponderers

maybe an unpopular opinion but I don’t care for the inflatable holiday decorations you see more and more these days. lazy, feel like cheating. the halloween ones aren’t spooky at all

what would you do with a 20-something Parisian visiting philadelphia for the first time???