Yeah. They love this one particular gutter drain. Happens every year. They normally fly away when I go on the deck, but this guy was really determined. Hope he found a mate. It's tough out there.

My gutter is DTF Salem.

A woodpecker pecks an aluminum gutter with the hope of attracting a suitable mate who is into that sort of thing.

I hope this little shit gets laid soon. This happens every morning in the spring.

Thinking of my Dad while listening to Faith by the Cure.

Must've left the German shepherd at home.

Metal AF. Love it.

InfoS'mores.

Venice in three days. Praying to Odin there won't be any flight cancellations.

A turntable plays the debut album by Äktaro.

My brother and sister-in-law send the best gifts.

Beef Season 2 is so fucking good.

Goddammit.

I suppose the Quentin Tarantino version of the Bible has ears being cut off, flogging, and washing of dirty feet. But then that sounds just like the regular Bible.

JD Vance telling Jesus how to make wine.

Let the Right One In

The Four Golf Carts of the Apocalypse.

List of Trump Jesus miracles:

Turning water into ketchup
Feeding the masses McDonald's
Causing a storm
Raising Bitcoin from the dead
Releasing JD the leper
Driving golf car on green
Making men blind
Wife won't touch the hem of his suit
Resurrected Epstein

The Exorcist outside the White House

Send him in.

Viktor Orban can still win if Mike Pence finds the courage!

JD Vance, the poison that keeps on giving.

More like Viktor Orgone. Amirite?

Told my son about Trump's plan to blockade the Strait of Hormuz. His response:

"Oh my God. He's pulling a Phantom Menace."

New level of insanity unlocked.

The fact they made this travesty and didn't even call it Your Own Personal Jesus is the worst crime of all.

I foresee a Presidential Liberry in our future.

Congrats, Jim.

The sun sets over food carts in West Salem, Oregon.

Went to the food carts, had some amazing Iraqi food, and saw a beautiful sunset. Would recommend.

Barbie: “You guys ever think about Epstein?”

Iran is whooping America’s ass so bad they got Melania out here like:

Congrats!

Never go full Lloyd Christmas.