This fucker was playing a fest when I was 3 YEARS OLD, tried to groom me when I was 16 in 2011, and has the fucking gal to be writing a children's book. This fucker can burn.

Fucking great, someone let the ancient punk man who notoriously used to fuck 16 year olds write a children's book. I can't wait for this fucker to die so I never have to think about his shriveled goddamn dick again.

This was great. Also that $10 off every bottle if you buy a flight deal is insane, I will be back if only just for that.

Tonight is gonna rip! So thrilled to be playing with Pussy Velour!

I have a pork loin with red cabbage, apple, and potatoes in the slow cooker, I'm eating some butternut squash and kale soup I made yesterday, and I'm about to get started on an apple pie before I start cooking for my dinner date (mushroom & spinach orzo with vegetarian sausage). Who the hell am I.

Fitness goals: weird a glaive easily and subdue an evil robot with my bare hands.

Trying to be more financially responsible this year means staying in sometimes and working out or reading or whatever instead of going to three shows a week. It sucks, but maybe this is the year I'll get ripped.

Extremely rude of the goddamn game awards to make me tear up about dead dad feelings, on my own birthday. I just want to be snarky about the French, I don't want to feel things.

Learning new skills. I'd be more upset about having cracked the headstock on my new bass if a teenage girl didn't tell me I reminded her of Nikki Sixx immediately after our set. Worth it.

Show tonight was sick, and now I'm back home eating the juiciest most perfect chicken thigh I've ever cooked in my life. Lovely.

Seeing days of tributes for a dude who kind of really pulled some inappropriate shit with a friend of mine has fucked with me. I wonder what the tributes will look like when the dude who tried to groom me finally fucking kicks the bucket. I'm sure people will have some touching things to say.

Trying to watch Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter but Plex keeps showing me Israeli propaganda ads in Spanish. 🫠 Jesus would not approve.

people might say if you jail one president for crimes youll end up jailing all presidents for crimes to which i would say rad

The rudest thing in the world is when there is a killer show the same night that Dreamland is playing a movie I want to go see. I would like everyone to adjust their schedules for me personally. 😤

Thank you! I'm hopeful that things will calm down a little bit after this week and my brain will stop being on high alert. 🙃

I want my brain to stop being bad. I would just like to get good sleep and not be anxious for once, it's been like at least a month since I've felt fine and this sucks.

Just got a super exciting offer that is going to keep the band entirely too busy through October in a way that will annoy me, but man it's a really really cool opportunity. I love Halloween.

Break legs! I'm waiting to do my makeup until after our load-in tonight instead of having done it at home, and I am NERVOUS about it.

Speculating on the candle budget for the Occult Blood tour. I wanna know if they're getting a bulk discount.

Had to actually learn how to properly change my strings because I bought fancy coated round wounds and did it the fucked up way I have been doing it (without any prior issues!) and the coating unwound. A tragedy.

I wish The Rehearsal wasn't almost guaranteed to give me massive panic attacks. Everything I'm hearing about it sounds incredible and also my heart would burst and I would die.

Getting invited to play sick shows will never get old. Man I'm a lucky lucky person.

Got myself some venison sausage with my farm box this week and I'm afraid I have ruined myself. This is so good. How will I do without this when I am too broke for fancy ground meat.

I didn't want to go anywhere tonight but then I got a cool new shirt in the mail and now I would like to be somewhere wearing an outfit. Luckily I am so broke after my vacation that I will probably make myself stay home and get some rest anyway.

"I'm sorry, I'm very emotionally intelligent."

About to get on a flight to one of my favorite cities with one of my best friends to see another one of our best friends. Life is cool.

I am so thrilled to not be feeling like death today so I can put on a fancy gown and dance around with some friends after work to kick off my vacation.

After my second 4-hour nap of the day, my lungs no longer feel like they're trying to murder me. Stoked on this improvement.

Coughed so hard I almost threw up. I do not care if it's just allergies, I am miserable, I am taking a goddamn sick day.

Trying to find cool shows to go to while in Chicago next week has really made me thankful for how easy it is to find rad underground music here in Sac. We're killing it.