‘Nothing Compares 2 Soups’

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

The Argus TORY MP IN A TUTU

Mozza’s not even trying these days

Yes I was hoping for maybe some more bangers, The Resurrectionist, Delusions of Grandeur, anything from Relentless or even Party in the Blitz (especially with Princess Julia) but was equally delighted with some of their picks!

I think I've finally recovered. What did you think?

Johnny Depp is in a lot of cologne ads for someone who looks like they just hit a Febreze bath after a smoke break

Song came on while waiting for a takeaway, that used to be used in an aerobics class I used to go to, and had an overwhelming urge to grapevine across the floor.

Walking home from getting the groceries and fell into the curry house....

This is Binoo. She will tell you when you're permitted to stop scratching. Until then, stop slacking. 13/10 (IG: binoochi)

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The shocked-face head is sending me. It belongs in a box for the Murder, She Wrote x Se7en crossover I didn't know I needed.

He was with them on the Release tour

Just Claire, Cheeky Pete + assistant and a new (death metal - no, really) drummer called Max.

Guests were Sylvia x2, Johnny Marr and Mark Refoy.

I've not quite yet recovered from some of the maddest few days I've ever experienced but, yeah, I did an Obscure thing last week 🤣

YOU ARE HERE

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Princess Julia, off to resume her post on The Wall after the gig...

“What are the best and worst Morrissey lyrics?”

Great to be left physically shaking after being intimidated by ageing football casuals who can't move on with their lives 😬 and questioning why people were in an accessible queue, including someone who is terminally ill and until some poor woman felt forced to show her access card. Classy.

Bought what I found was this sweet little collapsible stool from a charity shop as I'm spending a lot of time on my feet outdoors this weekend, has a cool storage area with a lid and then I found a compartment underneath containing...poo bags?

Ladies and gents, I purchased a kid's porta-potty.

Some friends and I just got asked by a bunch of French school kids could they take our pictures for their school project.

Forgot every single word of French I know before I bellowed 'Ou est le piscine??'

She was planning to come home tomorrow so I've sent her that screenshot!

My Mum (75, cancer, AF, two broken arms) got stuck in it for five hours yesterday, and a friend was blocked from driving to do an emergency euthanasia to a dog taking fits, even though the Guards had opened a route for her, a truck pulled over into her way.

Sending my bestie the latest Weebls Stuff banger like it's the early noughties.

Naomi Wolf questioning the authenticity of Button Moon

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Are you the Gatekeeper??

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