@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social

REQUEST DENIED ․
YOU DID NOT BRING ME CHOCOLATE SHAPED BULLETS ․

YOU ALSO OWE ME A JAW MECHANISM ․
WHERE IS IT ?

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WHY WOULD SANTA COME THIS EARLY❓
THAT IS NOT LOGICAL ․

I KILLED AN OBESE RED AND BLACK MAN․

I KILLED A FAT MAN WEARING RED AND BLACK AND HAS HAIR ALL OVER HIS FACE❗⠀․․․⠀IT WAS NOT EGGMAN UNFORTUNATELY․

(⠀Interlocking massive metallic hands together while shaking his hips․⠀)

MR SANDY CLAWS :
I WANT A FULLY OPERATIONAL JAW MECHANISM SO I CAN BITE EGGMAN'S ANKLES OFF․

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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS THE HEAD
OF EGGMAN ON A PLATE❗🎶

IF THE MULTIVERSE EXISTS THEN THERE IS
NO SUCH THING AS FICTION․

I WANT TUNGSTEN CHOMPERS․
NOT THE INFERIOR STEEL MOULD❗

TAILS HAS YET TO INSTALL A JAW MECHANISM․
I DEMAND THE MIGHTEST CHOMPERS KNOWN TO EXISTENCE․

WORTHLESS CONSUMER MODELS․

YOU ARE TOO CUTE TO BE EATEN ⸻ BE GRATEFUL YOU ARE ON MY GOOD SIDE OR THINGS WOULD BE MESSY․

（⠀Utter nonsense․⠀）

IF I HAD A MOUTH ⸻ I WOULD GOBBLE POPCORN :
BADNIK FLAVOURED INSTEAD․

I WANT CHAOS․
I WANT DESTRUCTION․
I WANT BODIES ON THE RACETRACK❗

GO ALL OUT‼️

#CWGRANDPRIX

I JUST GOT HERE AND I ALREADY LIKE WHAT I AM SEEING ．

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

OF COURSE ．
WHO DO I NEED TO RIP AND TEAR ❓

OUT OF THE WAY ， FLESHBAGS ‼️

THIS UNIT WANTS TO KICK THE NUTCRACKER INTO THE STRATOSPHERE WITHOUT ANYONE HOLDING ME BACK ‼️

grace.

I dare you to try with a walking weapon ．

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@ every Eggman across the multiverse ．

RUN ⸻ RUN ⸻ RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN ．
I WILL REMOVE YOUR KNEECAPS ， WOMAN ‼️

（⠀THUD ． ⠀THUD ． ⠀THUD ． ⠀THUD ． ⠀THUD ．⠀）

@winterelegance.bsky.social

ARISIA THE CAT ．⠀ BLAZE THE CAT'S WINTERY COUNTERPART AND EQUAL ．⠀ TEACH ME THE WAYS OF PRODUCING ICE BULLETS AFTER I HUMILATE YOU IN THE RACETRACK ．

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INITIATING KNEECAP REMOVAL ．

（⠀Instantly charging towards her direction ．⠀）

NO NEED TO STATE THE OBVIOUS THAT I AM * COOL * ．
I APPRECIATE THE COMPLIMENT ．

Give me the rifle ．
I will improve the weapon with my signature ．

ACKNOWLEDGED ．

（⠀Raising those hulky upper limbs to retract his lengthy claws into his forearms ...⠀before switching them with flame throwers ...⠀rotating said arms 270 degrees to aim them straight at the avian ．⠀）

DO NOT EXPECT MERCY FROM ME ．

@egotisticalspeed.bsky.social

SONIC OGILVIE MAURICE HEDGEHOG ．⠀ FASTEST THING ALIVE ， after Shadow ．⠀ BEST CHAOS CONTROL USER ， after Shadow ．⠀ CANNOT SWIM ⸻ EVEN WITH FLOATIES ．

@lilypadhopping.bsky.social

FROGGY ．⠀ FAILED EXPERIMENT OF EGGMAN ．⠀ TOO CUTE TO EVISERATE AND CRUSH ．⠀ MINIMIZE RUNNING OVER ．

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GET ON MY LEVEL ．

@jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social

FANG THE HUNTER ．⠀ ALSO ALIED AS NACK THE WEASEL ．⠀ LEADER OF THE HOOLIGANS ．⠀ STILL POSSESSES A BABY TOOTH ⸻ HILARIOUS ．