WHO THE FUCK

₊⊹ STRAWBERRY BLISS ⋆˚꩜.ᐟ

𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐋

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((I'm scared

A pointing finger, faintly trembling with rage.

"THE KIND OF FIREFIGHTER THAT'S GOING TO HAVE A LONG CHAT WITH YOUR FATHER!"

"Listen to me here, boy."

The notepad dropped, both hands on the other's shoulders, SHAKING HIM.

"You may not be smart. That's okay. Not everyone is born with intelligence. But, you say you are rich. SO BUY YOURSELF A BETTER BRAIN, BECAUSE THIS ONE ISN'T WORKING."

"TWO BABIES?"

...

"Not that it's any of my business, but have you recently come out of homelessness?"

"You look, and talk, like a child."

irritated anus. So, there's that."

"Bruce," Yoonho repeated, quickly making a note of the name on his pad. "I suppose that's his first name. That helps."

"Besides-" a short glance down at the boy, eyebrows raised "-I would love to believe your claim to be an adult, but you look like 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, and you called fire services over an

"WELL, YEAH, I'D BE A BETTER FIRE FIGHTER IF THERE WAS ACTUALLY FIRE TO FIGHT, YOU-"

𝘋𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩, 𝘠𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘩𝘰. 𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯.

A deep sigh, hand scrubbing at his face.

"Where's your legal guardian? I'll need to have a talk with them for my incident report."

Grumbling.

"These damn kids...next time you call, you might as well be considerate and set the house on fire first! Waste of time..."

BARGING IN-!!

"FIRE DEPARTMENT IS HERE? WHERE'S THE FIRE?"

...

"You dialled emergency services over...this?"

all i wanna do is come running home to you.

rp/parody account for barry allen from cw the flash. may contain darker themes. written by hallion. admin is 28

BOY, IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP.

YOU are the cop.

I might kill this man.

Lord above, give me strength.

[The deepest, coldest sigh of a long-suffering soul.]

You think you're so funny.

It...holds sentimental value. Once, we all used to call you Hunter Sung.

But- alright. Jinwoo, it is. In that case, please call me Yoonho.

Heh, guilty.

[A chuckle expelled as the fire fighter looked away, an idle hand running through unruly auburn locks.]

...Captain Sung likes to talk about you, Mr. Sung. He's proud of you. For good reason.

I suppose that's fair enough.

[𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘈𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘯. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘚𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘑𝘪𝘯𝘸𝘰𝘰, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘔𝘪𝘯 𝘉𝘺𝘶𝘯𝘨-𝘨𝘶.]

So, you wanted to catch up. How's life treating you?

((YAY OKAY LEO!! YOU SLEEP WELL TOO!!!

((Ok that's it I'm getting sleepy

[Readily, the man complied with the unspoken request, taking the seat that had been indicated to him.

Perhaps coincidentally, this was the same place he used to frequent with Byung-gu. It sure brought back memories.]

Strawberry soju? Heh. I did not realize you were into fruity drinks, Mr. Sung.

Well, if it's from you...how could I ever say no, Mr. Sung? Though, if you have a drinking game in mind, that would be most unfair.

Considering...you know. Your 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.

How may I be of service to you?