more female guards!!

grondo here accused worst caveman crime, he shame us before all ancestors: grug say grondo mix the berries. what say grondo

grondo very lucky today he die free caveman. grondo love mix berries. grondo not live in a world where berries no mix. grondo guilty as snake

i won't dignify his words by saying them but i will tell you he absolutely farted out his ass

that rules

that sounds pretty sick actually

unfortunately this is the kind of mistake that's impossible to explain to anyone who would make it in the first place, which is why i'm proposing a national program to force people to play XCOM until they can explain why 49% and 51% are the same number, but 98% and 100% aren't even related

he's making the most common mistake in statistics to assume it says anything. if i'm a weather forecaster and it always rains after i say there's a 51% chance of rain, the mistake is to tell me i'm good at my job. in fact i'm about as mathematically shit at my job as it is possible to be

i wish one luck in his battle with literacy that he is clearly losing

i was watching They Live the other day and the notion they would actually hide the propaganda instead of putting a guy on a street corner screaming OBEY!!! seems almost quaint

yeah, if you are a sadist who enjoys hurting people and having power over them, speccing Rapist into Pedophile is popular for a reason. i'd recommend dual-classing it with Cop at level 14 for the Gun perk

[in the Situation Room] gentlemen, we're not raping enough kids. i need Options

attention spans so fried they can't watch a 15 second video smdh

i think it unironically is a serial killer disguising murders of choice as malpractice

police don't do shit!!!

that's why control of information and the media environment is so important for these guys. the collective belief that the party is a rager is what actually sustains it

fascists are bandwagoners. they don't leave the movement because they've made some archaeological discovery of principles, they leave because they look around at the party and decide it's winding down.

machetes?

check Michael Tracey's hard drive, man. good lord what a creep

it's so funny to me that this administration has a body count in the hundreds of thousands and you guys are like "what if someone throws a Molotov." yeah man, what if

i think many of them cannot, actually, read their bible

here's the shit they won't tell you: it's INSIDE the vagina

yeah you already can't do it on Jeopardy because Ken Jennings has the new firmware

lmao

begone from me now

huffing my own farts? buddy, the whole room is farts. i'm huffing pure, breathable air out of a can

how does a guy being wrong and dumb 2500 years in the past relate to this situation? (using his method)

show of hands, has any of us here NOT fucked this guy's ex?

i also think it's a measure of how fundamentally repulsed they are by egalitarianism in general that their compromise position is "ok we'll elevate the poor over the rich as a class just the one time"

everyone hates me for this, but i love pursuing my unfinished dream business with the waking world. hey man, i asked you to help me fix my bicycle, and you turned into a giant water balloon full of clam chowder. NOT COOL bro

this April Fools, i have changed my avatar to something similar but imperceptibly different in a way such as dreams are made of. look a little closer, do you see it? it's your dad