“You don’t get it. He’s firing everyone and shutting down departments indiscriminately to find WASTE and save money!!!”

Right…just like I could probably lose 20 lbs by amputating my legs but I’m sure if I gave it a little more thought I could figure out a better way to go about it

That sounds delicious. I made tomato soup and I’m pretty happy about it. The pho was okay.

$30 and I don’t think I did too bad.

Feeling crazy.

Had Panko. Chicken was on sale.

Mung beans! Finally had some energy to cook some things.

Jesus. I've been up since 1 am applying for jobs. Gotta stop.

Toasty night.

We worked it out, but apparently my tone when he asked if the heat needed to be so high was “bitchy” so he stormed out mid-peanut stir. That’s poor form and way bitchier than me saying “Yes.”

BF and I had a fight while making peanut brittle and that man was so mad that he packed up all of his stuff and tried to leave and I didn’t try to stop him. Candy making is serious business.

Order some peanut brittle. It’s very healthy. 😏

I realize that I’m very annoying about food. If you’re my neighbor, my friend, my romantic partner, my kid, my tenant? I’m always feeding you. Like, hey, I know you said you’re not hungry, but here’s food. Eat. Feel something that I cannot.

I believe sincerely that while we all may say we "give zero fucks" because we're trying to be hard, we all still really give many fucks about things. And that's what makes us good. Tired, but good. It's ok to care.

No Country For Old Man.

Nikol’s Pikols!

Just got my anniversary gift. Nerd alert.

Someone outside is whistling right now and I just got up to check if my doors are locked. No clue why.

For about a year when I was a kid, whenever I felt uncomfortable I would yell out "Smoke em if you got em!" I think the weirdest part about that is nobody asked what the hell I was talking about.

I’m in a repurpose FB group and it’s mostly people yelling at each other.

Man in a beanie eating what appears to be a hashbrown at a McDonald's. Photo released by the Pennsylvania State Police.

Who took this picture? And why? And is that a hashbrown?What is going on?

Tell me everything about it!

Chicken noodle is one of my favorites. 💙

I’ll make stew this week and post a picture.

It's soup season. What's your favorite kind of soup?

Was filling out an online job application today and got to "What's the craziest thing you have ever done to make money?" and I really don't feel like answering that.

I’m so sorry you’re going through that.

Never get murdered. The person they choose to play you in the true crime reenactment is gonna be a total dog.

Laid off after 11 and a half years at a company. Can’t find a job. Scared. Really scared.

Or probably the gays who were coming after the children.

NYPD: we have found a person of interest

EVERYONE: his backpack is different and look at the pockets on the front of his jacket.

NYPD: *twirling hair* ok but like, he’s interesting.