No way those finger nails are good for doing the stone cold stunner

If the Righteous want to be such a bad Bray Wyatt cosplay, people should chant Husky Harris at the them

I am the same. Hopefully Tony sees it too. He feels like 97 WWF. A few missteps, bit of a loose cannon, definitely come through that to feel like he could be a major star, someone just needs to put him ~there~ and see if he shines.

Amen. Hope he’s who takes the belt off emjeff

Putting my hair in buns like the adorable little lady I am today

And yet it is so satisfying to do. “Ok so there is this little ghoul who goes around cursing people and collecting teeth…” to “…and now the guy who used to taunt “Suck It” is now in a beautiful gay wholesome championship throuple, having exercised his demons, his kids and his boots.”

Musk has to get lucky every single time, Tesla Autopilot only has to get lucky once

Some days I think Camera Obscura are the best band to have ever existed

Just read the bit where God murders Onan for having a wank on the floor instead of cumming in his brothers wife.

Don’t tempt me

Currently, I am the worst person in the room.

Also… I just remembered that Vince has fired someone for assaulting him before. Nailz after he lost his shit about a payday. It was the best thing Vince ever did, as Nailz became an unreliable witness in the steroid case, so the obviously guilty Vince, didn’t get convicted.

Or (checks notes) Vince, who has been sued multiple times for sexual harrassment and fired Matt Hardy because his girlfriend had an affair with another wrestler.

Should definitely try and run a company more like (checks notes) Heyman at ECW, where people smoked crack, got them lawsuits and went bankrupt and closed or (checks notes) Bischoff at WCW, where he made fun of wrestlers being potentially murdered, stabbed with scissors on TV and then closed

As if they don’t already know

Just fuckity fuck fuck, man.

Fuck, man.

Tbf I think this would be way better than the movie Martin Lawrence made in the end

He’s the Diddler that the Penguin was trying to warn us about