The Kuro Nyakiri: Villainess Edition

April 21st.

New Face.

New Scales.

New Steel.

Vite Ramen x @girldm.com

Vite Ramen x @girldm.com

April 21st.

A dark silhouette of a knife with purple aura tendrils coming out of it

Reduce innocent produce to ruins.

Hunger only grows with strength.

April 21st.

Our new packaging arrived, but it's not what we thought it'd be... Our new Vite Noodles packaging looked great... at least, on the screen. But now that we're holding it... It's wrong. We gotta fix it. If you look at the digital renderings we have, it looks great. And...

Our new packaging arrived, but it's not what we thought it'd be...

Our new Vite Noodles packaging looked great... at least, on the screen. But now that we're holding it...

It's wrong. We gotta fix it. So...

Read more here: viteramen.com/blogs/news/o...

Making it quick--

Two mixes that are near their Best By Date(April 15th), so we need to get rid of them FAST

Add them to your cart plus Vite Noodles and you’ll automatically get 75% off

Get them now before they’re past their best by date!

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There's a reason it can feel like your body's started falling apart...

But you can still eat delicious things

to prove it, we threw our founder/CEO off a building, poured salt in his face, and more in order to--

...who gave him a flamethrower and greatsword?!

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For a Limited Time:

Free Shipping and 35% off our Vite Titanium Chopsticks Anodized "55V Jade", when it gets bundled with Vite Noodles!

They’re IN STOCK and ready to ship now!

...Or save yourself the work, and just get the pre-bundled pack instead :^)

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deciding your dinner too hard, and cheetos seem easier?

at least chuck them on Vite Noodles at least

then you get 23g protein and 6g prebiotic fiber at least

...you can keep the cheetos too trust me on this one

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Founder tiers disappear Friday, March 6th

We opened Vite Creative Kitchen for us to be able to create the content that you’ve been asking for.

VCK Founders have enabled us to create a new video w/ 3D animations and lightsaber fights

Join and watch here today:
viteramen.com/pages/vite-c...

Last chance: code HALFPOUNDER for 15% off expires in ~19 hours.

It’s ready to ship and will go out this week!

Up to 42g protein per bowl in the shoyu tonkotsu or 37g in the savory miso version

Dopamine needs protein. Why not fuel your brain and your body with ramen?

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Get 13 inches of @zentreya.bsky.social

The 2nd wave of Zentreya’s Circuit Breaker knife has landed

All previous orders are shipping out right now, and any Domestic USA orders placed this week will ship out next week!

Get yours today: viteramen.com/products/zentreya-circuit-breaker-knife

Cook Your Story How It Works Your application starts by telling us about your relationship with food, and why this program interests you. If you're selected to join our program, then you'll get not only an affiliate ...

We created an affiliate program that doesn't care about follower counts.

It doesn't care about how many sales you make.

It doesn't care about engagement rates.

This is a program that lets creators do what they're best at:

Create: viteramen.com/pages/cook-y...

New Year, new us.

Happy Lunar New Year 2026!

Naked Noods is now Vite Noodles, and...

Well, I wrote a lot about it, and the new gijinka design.

Read here: viteramen.com/products/vit...

EckhartsLadder 2026 MASSAMAN CURRY: SECOND DEPLOYMENT The last time we sent Massaman Curry into orbit, it didn't survive. The crew of the Blessed Noodle Merchant tore through the entire shipment and immediately started a...

Massaman Curry is BACK!

Plus: Full 3D and live action animation with lightsabers and drop pods

viteramen.com/eckhartsladder

Batch 1 has been going out slowly as things come in!

Batch 2 closes tomorrow, February 8th.

After that, new orders go into Batch 3, opening Monday, Feb 9th... alongside a flavor re-release, dropping in hot!

Get your pre-orders in NOW: viteramen.com/collections/...

if we had to do what they had to do at their age...

// INCOMING TRANSMISSION //

The facility is under attack.

Requesting immediate orbital drop support. All Eckpire vessels within jump relay range, respond.

Save the facility. February 9th.

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Feb 9th.

@eckhartsladder.bsky.social x Vite Ramen drops again.

Sign up: viteramen.com/pages/eckhar...

oops, uh, I totally forgot to send out a reminder email about batch 2 closing.

So, we’re going to extend batch 2 for a week!

If you forgot like I did, then get your Batch 2 orders in now:
viteramen.com/collections/...

Also, Pro+ is back as ready to ship!
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Final Day for BOGO50!

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The biggest question we’ve gotten for Batch 2 is:

Where are the variety packs?

Originally we were trying to keep it a bit simpler to test the system, but... Eh.

Y’all want it, so FULL SEND.

Batch 2 Variety pack pre-orders are NOW AVAILABLE!

viteramen.com/collections/...

fire in water whyyyy?? a man holding a pot that's on fire in a brightly lit kitchen with purple accents

ICYMI:

A lot has happened!

BOGO50 on Naked Noods: viteramen.com/products/nak...

Small Batch System: viteramen.com/collections/...

Vite Creative Kitchen: viteramen.com/pages/vite-c...

High Protein Noodle BLT But With A Twist Or Three YouTube video by Vite Ramen

BOGO50 Naked Noods:

buy one get one 50% off deal and try making this yourself

then weep and tell us just how right we were to use ketchup in a BLT and mayo to fry with

just add two Naked Noods to your cart and it'll automatically give you the discount

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Help open the Vite Creative Kitchen.

Like sitting in a friend's kitchen as they talk and cook, and coming away with deep knowledge on things you didn't know you wanted to know.

viteramen.com/pages/vite-c...

Well. We’ve gone and FINALLY done it.

New website front page is now operational!

Take a look at it, and let us know what you think, and if there’s anything broken!

Mobile, tablet, laptop, PC... TV...?

Let us know how you like it, and what you think might be missing!

viteramen.com

A man holds a knife high, ready to cut off chains

All the projects I've started but couldn't continue...

It wasn't because I burned out on them, or didn't want to keep going.

I want to create. More than anything.

viteramen.com/pages/let-us...

The Small Batch System - Batch 2 Your Health. Easy As Ramen. Savor Life's Little Victories with: -Up to 31g protein -27+ Vitamins & Minerals -7g Prebiotic Fiber -Delicious, Chef Crafted Flavors

Maintaining a good supply chain means predicting the future.

Trouble is, I’ve never been very good at crystal ball reading, and if you know someone who is really good at predicting the future, then... send ‘em my way.

Discover why we made the Small Batch System:

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Body double co-working stream

Or come ask about anything vite marketing vtuber whatever related

twitch.tv/timjzheng

Punching bag of ramen broth

Can you fix ramen supply chains by punching it...?

viteramen.com/blogs/news/h...

tired man thumbs up to the camera over a big metal bowl of salad

2025.

This is a bit more personal, disorganized, and a brain dump.

It was supposed to be a good year. We had so much lined up, so much hope and potential.

Then, things started to fall through, one by one.

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