this same dickhead tried to issue injunctions to keep the measure off the ballot in the first place two times and the Virginia Supreme Court shot him down both times, so hopefully that indicates how they'll rule this time

Here he is being wheeled in to file for reelection six weeks ago. Who could have possibly seen this coming right?

okcupid before Match bought it was actually relatively decent but since then Match has been systematically buying all the other dating apps and majorly enshittifying them

The Virginia Supreme Court shot down this same judge's 2x attempts to keep it off the ballot in the first place so hopefully that's an indicator for how they'll rule now.

less than a week ago the president told the world the strait of hormuz had been reopened and would never close again in the history of the planet

Ben Garrison labeling rules

What the nukes looked like: cartoon sketches of 💣

public service announcement:

when you're doing multi-paragraph quotes you're supposed to put an opening quotation mark at the start of each new paragraph to indicate that you're continuing the quote

Oh yeah I TOTALLY believe Donald John Trump used ”eked” correctly. Totally plausible.

"where will my customers park Mamdani is trying to put me out of business specifically and I wasn't personally consulted on this waaaaah"

which was, like, fine for getting from Bangkok to Siem Reap

Air Asia I think

Ah I see the Times has fired up the ol' conservative commentator is sorry generator again.

i think there are a lot reasons for this and many of them are structural but one of them is that the media has trained itself to treat trump’s psyche or emotional state as a guidepost for coverage so if trump doesn’t seem to care or know he’s less popular than rabies they don’t focus on it as much

Trump take condoms

I don't understand why he had to shut down production of his stupid apes show just because his ape jpg got stolen

They think you're stupid.

For the record: The Washington Post can go fuck itself.

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Assemblymember Laurie Davies, in supporting and asking to be a co-author on AB 1942 (the e-bike license plate bill), cited a crash in which an 81-year-old man was hit by a teen *on an electric motorcycle*.

This is literally a non sequitur!

The actual special election results would indicate individual Dems are running far from the D+5 environment. I do think this is a (bad) reflection of Dem party leadership and the general fecklessness of the party in DC.

pedocon theory yada yada

Wow she hasn't posted here in over a year. Disappointing how many YIMBYs refuse to leave the Nazi bar.

i mean how could you NOT fall in love with this guy

hitting grimace has gotta be like hitting a deer right

fellas is it gay to get a boner looking at your wife

taking out drones by the dude in the back seat blasting them with a shotgun is pretty fucking metal

And a friend of a friend had like 3 or 4 confirmed cases of COVID as of I wanna say mid 2023, plus he thinks he got it in March 2020 based on symptoms but before tests were available. Dude was just not willing to stop getting his dick wet with random hookups.

I knew a guy with asthma who was going to backyard BBQs maybe a month into everything (could've been even earlier, he tried to invite me to one about a month in). Turned out asthma wasn't actually a risk factor for dying from COVID but a fucking month in the thinking was still that it was!

My dental hygienist and I were talking today about the sharp rise she's (anecdotally) seen in grinding/clenching over the last five or so years. Maybe that would be a telling metric to track, how many of us are cribbing like horses on a fencepost, alongside the economic numbers.