'the european mind cannot comprehend'

dont know who the fuck this guy is but im sure ive seen him being stopped in an episode of COPS

Question: “Now that you’ve met with him -Trump-, you’ve spoken with him multiple times, do you still think he’s a fascist?”

Zohran Mamdani: “Yes”

Question: “And do you tell him that?”

Zohran Mamdani: “Yes”

My pitch to Alan Sugar:

I will provide every British Gen Z with the letter T that they seem to be missing and remove every letter haitch that they have.

#theapprentice

fuck yeah

i lold a little

Puzzle 500 pieces - victory Paris-Roubaix - Team Visma | Lease a Bike Team Visma | Lease a Bike is a professional Dutch sports team that performs on the highest level for 365 days a year.

Went to buy the Wout Roubaix jigsaw puzzle. 26 quid sounded reasonable.

The £12 postage plus 20% tax did not.

Stupid Brexit bastards.

www.teamvismaleaseabike.com/shop/merchan...

LOUDER FOR THE OLD PUNKS AT THE BACK WHO ARE NOW TOO DEAF TO HEAR YOU

New Black Mirror ep just dropped

nailed it :)

All kinds of stuff springs to mind when I watch this but primarily......learn about the zig-zag zone at crossings please America.

I think we can all agree, Roubaix > Flanders

#cycling

I want a cute PFP bobblehead for my dashboard

'the last german winner of Paris-Roubaix was in 1895'

I know Degenkolb is old but come on.

#cycling

'stick to cycling we dont need to hear your politics'

- some chud probably

Owning a house only becomes fun on that day you make the last mortgage payment. Until that day, bike racing is the only relief.

It's a sad indictment of the safety in our sport that so many race winners have to kiss and point their finger to the sky.

#cycling

Reporting live from the fans in sector 8…
#woutvanaert #parisroubaix

I'd like to congratulate Adam Blythe's mum for making such an awesome pair of Paris-Roubaix velour pyjamas.

#cycling

Those ten feet were lost on the Shimano neutral bike.

#cycling

Thanks, that makes much more sense intuitively.

Weird right? My intuition says the AI answer has to be wrong.

Feels like someone with the maths skills should easily be able to calculate the approx volume of a torus of known dimensions (even removing the variable of the elasticity/pressure)

Watch The Truth and Tragedy of Moriah Wilson | Netflix Official Site Go beyond the headlines in this documentary about pro cyclist Moriah Wilson's vibrant life, shocking murder and how far her killer went to evade capture.

Good doc but tough to watch.

#cycling

www.netflix.com/jp-en/title/...

* a maths type

I'm not maths type but does this AI answer sound correct?

Over 8 litres of air in a 35mm tyre?

the only R33 that matters

we've reached the 'special air' roubaix era

I have absolutely no idea why, but I absolutely know there is a well established scientific reason why the stitching on the flotation balloon attachments have to look like a badger's head.

I trust the science.

👑 on Instagram: "Greatness awaits at Paris-Roubaix!! 🫡👑 @mathieuvanderpoel @canyon @alpecin.premiertech" 48K likes, 702 comments - kingjames on April 11, 2026: "Greatness awaits at Paris-Roubaix!! 🫡👑 @mathieuvanderpoel @canyon @alpecin.premiertech".

This gotta be some AI shit right?

www.instagram.com/reel/DXAGTwt...

It may be fetish coded in a way I'm not totally familiar with but this is how I roll.