Looking at Apple’s scorebug… sadly it looks like there will not be a Pirates-Phillies game on Friday Night Baseball this year, but if there ever is… we may yet see the return of the POOP game. (Looking ahead at the schedule though, there will be a COOT game. So, something to look forward to.)
I cannot mute the tv fast enough when the TikTok ads come on
Chloe Kim’s smart to date someone on the Browns. If there’s anyone you can be sure will be free in February…
Watching the replay of the Men’s Short Program, and I don’t know what this Latvian kid did to deserve this brutal murder by Johnny Weir.
That was a “we feel sorry for the patriots”-ass holding call
HAWKS!!
Ilia Malinin is a little high on his own supply, but if I could skate like that I would be too
Always wondered, how does one get into Luge? I get skiing or snowboarding, you live near a mountain and go all the time. But like, there’s no luge course at the community center
Curling is awesome.
1. Less chance of the world’s most punchable face showing up to ruin things.
2. Every player is mic’d up. I just heard the Italian dude go from relaying info in Italian to a full English “What the fuck?!”
Man, nothing kills the mood after a US score in Olympic women’s hockey like a closeup of JD Vance smiling. Ew.
I hope sports writers never stop using “edge” to describe close games. Every sport has a Heated Rivalry if you look at the right headlines.
Taunting rule is the dumbest shit and I hate it even when it helps my team. NFL making sure the game never gets too watchable
Watching Detective Conan like, gee I wonder who’s gonna be the murder victim. Could it be this guy who’s being an unrelenting dick to everyone?
Another quote: “holy shit! Das ist quitting!”
The American broadcast commentary of the Seahawks game is straight ass. In the German one, the broadcasters described something as “same shit, different toilet” so infinitely better in every way.
Bottom to top. So you know where the plug is.
Football movie idea: A quarterback always wins as long as he doesn’t know it’s an important game. The team makes the playoffs and must now hide that fact from him every week, which gets harder and harder the closer they get to the Super Bowl. Yes I am watching Sam Darnold right now, why do you ask?
If I ever meet the person who decided AI dubbing should be the default on YouTube over the original language, and not give me the option to decide what my default should be, I am going to throttle them
Fuck, man. I’m rooting against his team this week, but I love watching Jayden Daniels play. Didn’t want to see that happen to him.
Every taunting penalty is like, oh I’m sorry NFL, did they make your game too watchable for a second?
Aw I’m glad this still exists
Being a Mariners fan feels like watching a shonen sports anime that’s been going for like 40 seasons. It’s all vibes and the power of friendship, and they’ll get far, but the final trophy remains just out of reach so the show can keep going
At this point I don’t think I’d know how to act if the Mariners ever made the World Series
OTOH: guilt free Shohei moonballs
If the Mariners get to the World Series I will buy a Switch 2. If they don’t… I’ll probably still buy one. Those things look cool
Nothing more disappointing than finding out in the moment that the karaoke bar has the radio edit of the song you’re singing
Seattle wouldn’t let a little rain stop the naked bike parade
Sometimes I check the score of the London games and think, why do we do this to them?
Watching Premier League on the east coast: Hell yeah, soccer with my coffee
Watching my team go to 15 innings from the east coast: Why would they do this to meeee??
I went out to the Seattle bar in NYC watch this one because I thought it could be my last chance. I didn’t know I’d be out until 1:30am