You knew this was coming. 🤣

My cat sleeps all day and then keeps me awake all night so this gave me a good laugh.
Credit - @dagnylill on Instagram

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It is going to happen this year. You know what I mean. God’s will. Naturally of course. No need to come knocking on my door. I’m chilling at home and I’ll be chilling at home when it happens. Before I go running out into the streets that is. Shaking the mailman’s hand. Kissing nurses and shit. All of a sudden there’s a drumline and a mariachi band and breakdancers and fuckin… David Guetta is DJing on a rooftop if David Guetta is still alive. Maybe we’ll even get to watch it live on TV. The first flicker that something is really wrong. Slowing it down and rewinding it after like when Lisa broke Ralph’s heart. The realization in his eyes. The first single moment of self awareness in 80 years. Like a flailing panicked deer you’ve crashed your car into on the side of a snowy mountain pass. The eyes fluttering back and forth. Surely this can’t have been it. Perhaps a brief bargaining with God. God saying he’s going to pass on the deal. I do not agree with your terms sir. It’s gonna be like the Will Smith Summertime video out there. Everywhere. We’re all going to get fired from our jobs for posting. 100% unemployment. One good day.

A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.

Deleted scene from
Home Alone 2

All aboard the diet train!

August Burns Red - All I Want For Christmas Is You YouTube video by Fearless Records

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Anything from their Christmas collections are played on repeat once the Mariah emerges

Gratuitous turkey porn gobble gobble 🦃 🍽️

Happy Thanksgiving all!

OMG

This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

This is amazing.

A painting of a bird beside the text "it isn't slander if it's true, you rat-fucking piece of shit"

A painting of a bird beside the text "i'm hoping that one day karma will fuck you right in the ear"

Lolz

I’m with sandwich guy.

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Both. But the right one hits the feels more. Also бляха, Путін

We Used to Live Here by Marcus Kliewer As a young, queer couple who flip houses, Charlie and Eve can’t believe the killer deal they’ve j...

We Used To Live Here
app.thestorygraph.com/books/537256...

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Let us have that Pritzker & Buttigieg ticket for 2028.

Finished "We Used to Live Here" by Kliewer. It's a year old already but an excellent supernatural twisty read.

Motherfucking wind farms…

This is a fun “Storytime”.

The Internet wins again 💀😂😅🤣

2/2 "and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."

1/2 "take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—

⛔️ It’s been a while since I’ve posted these. Hope they help educate you all on what’s truly going on. Great trackers:

Project 2025 tracker:

www.project2025.observer

Cases against Trump tracker

www.justsecurity.org/107087/track...

Trump Golf Tracker

trumpgolftrack.com