Dark thought of the day: in a final legacy act of political vandalism, this administration is going to convince Democrats that Newsom is a good candidate in '28 rather than the actual talent they should be developing and pushing.

Thought for the day: if you think of retail, hospitality or other customer-facing work as comedicly hellish, or like a punishment that people have to go through to get to 'real' work or whatever, consider this:
Be a better customer. This really shouldn't be a thing.

Let's get a couple of things straight, as the media is about to make both of these mistakes repeatedly:

1) Don't describe Trump and Vance as playground bullies, thugs or gangsters. They aren't insulted by these terms and actively seek them, thinking they mean power.
2) Stop blaming pro wrestling

In honour of the new national holiday I have a proposal: the term 'Gulf of America' be exclusively applied to cases of egregious inequality, whether financial, racial, gendered or anything else.
E.g. "lower income houses really feeling the Gulf of America after reports of record highs in the Nasdaq"

Alright, hear me out: Beret-wearing Korean drag act called Onion Haseyo

OK, now heard reports that the parlimentarians broke in to their own building to break a military cordon and vote down the martial law declaration, which they did while the military were breaking their way in to stop the vote. This is the coup story we all needed

Between putting a bounty on Jonny Somali to punch on sight, the Korean parliament defeating an attempted coup by just saying 'nope', and the Korean people straight up refusing to be intimidated by police and the military, Korea is on a bit of a roll right now.
Kinda makes up for Ke1pler ;p