Posts by Brandon Engelman
The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. Happy 4/20. 😂
Congrats
Quote post with your favorite fictional coded or literal stoner
Cute feets
Me today. Happy #420
I love when the animals help you kick ass.
You're so cool
Manually embroidered cats by @ladyserebrennikova
Manually embroidered cats
Art by ladyserebrennikova
#MenWithCats
What he says…
hehehe
Drop your crime-fighting Catholics.
Yeah a $15 hamburger is a similar price to a $200 hamburger right?
Shadow vs. piss is the blue-gold dress debate of 2026.
JD Vance is like Ms Garrison. Has sex with one woman after a sex change and then assigns herself leader of the lesbians.
JD Vance is like Ms Garrison. Has sex with one woman after a sex change and then assigns herself leader of the lesbians.
Manny from the show Black Books on top of a car in primitive loincloth experiencing the fictional Dave's Syndrome, when the temperature reaches 88 degrees F.
Mini heat wave got me dangerously close to Dave Syndrome.
Here are the 7 senate democrats who voted to continue sending bombs to Netanyahu.
Richard Blumenthal (CT)
Chris Coons (DE)
Catherine Cortez Masto (NV)
John Fetterman (PA)
Kirsten Gillibrand (NY)
Jackie Rosen (NV)
Chuck Schumer (NY)
The Vatican should stay out of politics, but the Secretary of War has prayer sessions at the Pentagon.
deli&cia food place
I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.
We have exactly this many cats.
You could say the attendance has reached a... TURNING POINT.
There may have been signs...
The attendance has reached a Turning Point that's for sure.
Was just listening to some Rainbow