Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

They still haven't watched it. They're talking about fucking shampoo

our minds bro.. 🙏

When It Happens I'm gonna go live for 24 hours and it'll be the most fun stream I've ever done. A boy can dream

what more can be said

Can't stop looking at feeder accounts. Bunch of huge guys rubbing their bellies. It's awesome

Berating basically only people who voted for you, really interesting strategy. Hard to imagine how it goes wrong!

Tim Curry a genuine inspiration to my and my ilk. Love him to the end of my life. Bless him for all he's done

Let's all have a nightmare together

Well after months off, I have had my first day of psycho Streamer Mania Brain Blast. Feels good to be back. Nothing to announce yet. But I will be doing between 1 and 3 completely deranged streams in June. This is for the Boxoids. This is for the maniacs. I'm so jazzed

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

Me and Luke

We all have days like this

I am going to make everyone watch a bunch of stupid dog shit

I'm going to play tomodachi fucking life on stream tomorrow. I am so excited to make my friends in love with me

Guy who somehow makes fucking Tax Day patriotic. He keeps hitting

Guy Doing Something: "That's NOT what I'm doing"

samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta

Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.

New ep out with Bridger Winegar (I said No Gifts) at Hobby Lobby!

youtu.be/IMECClqhFFU

Please watch Howell's Masturbationthon!

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Me using AI:

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you.
(Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

Cumming Jesus: "Tonight, before the rooster crows, you will refuse my load 3 times"

Orson Welles talking about Instagram reels: "These are. I uhhh. Uhhhhhh. Bah bah bah. La la :)