When I was younger, the one that was delivered at 3 in the morning when I was completely wasted

Remember, Democrats have repeatedly advanced measures to ban partisan gerrymandering and Republicans have voted against them time after time.

This is the game Republicans wanted to play. OK, then.

I'm done with Vuc tonight

Brad Steven's error

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Joe Mazzula's error

a man is playing basketball in a gym with a basketball hoop . ALT: a man is playing basketball in a gym with a basketball hoop .

8-30 so far shooting the 3…

Texas redistricts without a vote, Republicans cheer.

Dems in Virginia respond by putting it UP FOR A VOTE OF THE PEOPLE, it passes, Republican cry foul.

Oh well. Good job Virginia!!

134 years ago this cartoon was drawn, and in 134 years the problem has only gotten worse.

The only good thing I have to say about this peeCOCK/NBCSN broadcast is the audio keeps cutting so I get a few seconds of relief from these assholes.

Nick Nurse is what happens when you put a sweatshirt on a penis.

Checked during the break.

Red Sox are losing.

Related news - water is wet, sand gets itchy in your crotch, and syphilis is bad.

If peacock/NBCSN pulled a kid out of UMass and a kid out of Temple paired them up to do this broadcast, it’d be an improvement over the two drones they have calling this game now. 💤💤💤💤

Fuck the Knicks

Flop flop flop

lol, tech for staring.

Fuck these refs

Can’t take a person who looks like someone painted a goatee on their dildo and named it after a cookie seriously

Gonna need all the BernieBros to come to the front of the class. Especially the purity-political ones.

We need some explanations, indubitably.

Objectively hilarious.

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I put hot pepper flakes in the bird food to help cut down on squirrels and chipmunks. I wiped my eyes after mixing the hot pepper into the bird feed but before washing my hands. It hurt like a mother effer

My former political party is a cult.

Posting thirst traps on Grindr.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

I remember being a kid watching people cleaning fucking rocks with paper towels and now its like "what's an environmental catastrophe?" No news.

"Good evening, BOILS and GHOULS and welcome to the O'Reilly SPLATTER. I'm your host the GRIFT Keeper. Our top story tonight is a real SCREAM: Secretary of GORE Pete HEADLESS has fired two more generals... INTO THE SUN. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Told y’all they were coming for the sick and disabled. They always do.

Great job, everybody.

I am OUTRAGED to hear rumors that Justin Bieber will headline the Super Bowl halftime show.

A CANADIAN performing at halftime of AMERICA’S BIGGEST SPORTING EVENT?!?!?

He’ll probably sing in Canadian! Can Bieber even speak American?

On July 4th, 2017, TheReportOfTheWeek uploaded a video review of Popeyes' cheddar biscuit butterfly shrimp. After taking a bite of the shrimp, the host Reviewbrah says, "My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined."

I got a bacon, egg, & cheese muffin this morning, thinking “English muffin”. It’s a bagel.

Man, petty Danner loves this. When BLVD publicly announced the sale to Duvel back in 2014, Greg Koch posted that Stone would never sell and now they’re selling to Duvel.