City went to hell when they started putting in sponsored buildings.

I still think White Lotus: Wisconsin Dells would slap so hard.

What’s your method for chicken wings at home? I’ve never found a good way to cook them.

Eating peanuts is DIY peanut butter.

This is why I got so excited when I discovered the IWW song book. Like, hell yeah I can’t afford shit either, let’s start fires about it.

Living the dream

Okay I now i need 10,000 more followers please

Twilight is baby's first monster fucker movie. Shape of Water is a monster fucker movie for grown adults. Nosferatu is a monster fucker movie but for actual perverts

Olive Garden is Applebees for people who think Target is fancier than Walmart.

Our new single ‘Totally Fucked’ is out now on all platforms!

We are so back

A whole subset could be made for video game adaptations. Street Fighter. Double Dragon. Mortal Kombat. Super Mario Brothers.

Back to the Future 3. Batman Forever. Disney’s Hercules. Little Monsters. Harriet the Spy. Snow Day. Clockstoppers. Indian in the Cupboard. Last Action Hero. Power Rangers the Movie. James and the Giant Peach.

RIP to Shane MacGowan. One of my earliest music memories is sitting with my guitar playing his songs from Rum, Sodomy and the Lash over and over.

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