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This rules

Why is it always 'you've gotta lock in.’

What if I want to tuck in.

Tuck into bed and tuck three tacos into my face.

“CONAN HOLDS YOUR PRIVACY SACRED Our encampment processes personal data, wielding the power as cautiously as Conan wields his sword. Should you wish to cover your footsteps and forbid us from sharing your secrets, strike at the 'I wish to cloak my presence' rune. I WISH TO CLOAK MY PRESENCE”

Completely tossed at the official conan the barbarian website’s cookie notification window.

(Also, "I was just kidding!" when caught in a lie is 4 year old behavior, dude is without a doubt that unhinged, especially when he's sundowning and on countless drugs.)

They'll want to work with a crazy fuck who has the codes to the nukes, right? RIGHT?? The Art Of The Deal!

I still can't fathom how *THAT* dude went on to be King Creep at Nickelodeon.

Tucker Carlson: I'II be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. We're implicated in this. I misled people.

It'd sure be nice if Kamala Harris' campaign organization wouldn't constantly promote Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and whatnot. But oh well.

There is only one Property Brother. The show is made with movie tricks. Trick photography.

The frolicking took me out 😂😂😂

Now that the Supreme Court has ordered the Trump administration to refund companies what they paid in tariffs, yet there are still tariffs in place, what's the plan? Consumers continue to fork money over to corporations who will later get another refund?

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

Look, for my money the absolute game changer technologies right now are batteries and biosciences, not statistically modeling a mid conversation, but you do you.

lol, they're going to give us HEB in the national divorce too, hell yeah

Meanwhile, in good news (that shouldn't have had to even go to this length to be good news, but we'll take the Ws we can)...

And yes, it is currently in trials and is only most affective for people at Stage 2 (whereas this cancer is most frequently found at almost-always-terminal Stage 4), but it's a huge leap in working toward a cure, but because "uhh, mRNA is da debil and must be banned" nimrods, folks can't get help.

Goddamnit, I loathe anti-vaxxers so, SO much.

Imagine the Third Reich but with the surveillance capabilities of AI-enabled tech.

Some of yesteryear’s equivalent of modern day protein-boosted processed snacks.

We used to be a proper country

Trump dropping his sassy little ad-libs in while reading from the bible on television. Drawling "and that's really so true" and "it's really amazing" as he plods through a verse chosen because Pete Hegseth's pastor thinks it justifies pre-emptive war. What a cool age we're in.

“We’re not going to be wearing suits that are wool blends, I’m hearing. I know a lotta guys in the garment industry, big successful guys, and they’ll be very sad about this. Not being able to do blends anymore. But we’ve gotta do what it says in *spicy voice* DEUTERONOMY.”

3 people holding W flags in the stands, the left most one is upside down

Cubs get the M

Would Spain count? They went pretty hard in the paint for anti-fascism once Franco was out of power.

South Korea is doing quote-post diplomacy President Lee drew a parallel between occupied Korea and Palestine

Thr South Korean president criticized Israel, Israel got super mad about the mention of the Holocaust, and not the far worse reference. The president compared them to imperial Japan, which is like the worst thing a Korean can call anyone or anything www.theverge.com/policy/91358...

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

Mamdani hasn't had time to really think about all that space he now has, because he spends most of his time at City Hall and around New York City. He tries to keep a semblance of his old life by getting around the city on foot, by bike or train. "If you spend every single day driving around in a tinted window security detail, you will have a very specific view of the city," he said. "You actually meet other New Yorkers and you break out of the bubble that so many have come to expect of politics, where politicians only seem to be spending time with other politicians or the people who donated to make them politicians."

I'd say that this applies to anyone traveling in a car in any city. Being in a car versus walking, riding, or taking transit fundamentally changes how you view a place and your relationship to it. I wish more leaders set this kind of example.

www.npr.org/2026/04/16/n...

An ***Atlanta*** restaurant charging for each and every minuscule "cup" of any Coca-Cola product seems abhorrently wrong on so, so many levels.

Let me in meme but it’s let me post instead

today so far