I keep telling my America husband that Trump is the closest thing to a Latin American government that this country has ever seen. I know, because I’m from Venezuela.

Venezuelan here. If we don’t fit their narratives, they discard is. Don’t even bother engaging, because they don’t want to learn.

Number of current political prisoners held hostage by the Chavista regime. NGO Foro Penal

Imagínate ser tan chimbo, que hablar con vos mata al Papa.

This is giving “lo vieron caminando en el Hospital Militar” vibes.

He ran a grift campaign in Venezuela back in August asking Venezuelans for money to “eliminate” Maduro. Obviously, nothing happened and he walked away with Venezuelans’ cash.

¿Se acuerdan de Erik Prince, el que quitó un platal a venezolanos prometiendo que iba a sacar a Maduro? Ahora quiere plata por apresarnos.

Yo cuando parí.

Así como hay Jury Duty, debería haber Substitute Duty. Todo el mundo debería ser suplente en una escuela al menos una vez en la vida. Verían cómo subiría el salario docente DE UNA.

every person involved in this needs to be in prison

Last week Trump invoked a law that dates back 200 years and was last used in 1942 to round up and put into concentration camps regular US citizens of Japanese descent. Yes, in case you dont know America had concentration camps back in in WWII as well (thankfully they didnt become death camps).

Una pana me acaba de decir que culpe a Maduro por el travel ban por dejar entrar al Tren de Aragua. Yo soy demasiado educada, pero vergación de ESTÚPIDA. Sea lo que sea que andan viendo/oyendo los magazolanos en Texas no es distinto al chavismo.

"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say

Friends of Dorothy 🦖💕 The Wiggles and Orville Peck 🎶 Dorothy the Dinosaur YouTube video by The Wiggles - Kids Songs and Nursery Rhymes

New queer anthem just dropped: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyXt...

De nuevo: tomen nota de toda la gente apoyando a Trump porque a esos no se les puede confiar la democracia en Venezuela.

ppl getting angry at this but he's talking alliances and he's 100% right- you cannot trust a country where every 4 yrs the foreign policy does a complete 180 & tears up treaties and reneges on deals and withholds payments because some sheep farmers in Wisconsin think too many black women have jobs

I will never forget the photo of Zelenskyy’s face after he saw Russia’s war crimes in Bucha in 2022. He seemed to age years in an afternoon. Watching him constantly cross the world asking for aid that should have been thrown at him is one of the deepest shames of our age.

marco rubio in a suit that's 5 sizes too big for some reason

nathan fielder in a suit that's 5 sizes too big

oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety

Círculos Bolivarianos-core.

El gimmick del dude with a sign ya fue. Quítenle los sharpies.

¿Saben qué ha sido full divertido? Cambiar mi trabajo de escuela por uno como contratista del gobierno federal en esta era.

DIVERTIDÍSIMO. /s

El SNL50 es es superbowl de la gente que ahora toma SSRIs.

Soy yo.

Nightmare fuel

Imagínate migrar de Venezuela a Chile y ser tragado y escupido por una ballena.

HHS Secretary Dr. Leo Spacemen

Vengo con una recomendación. “Mo” en Netflix. Si disfrutaron Atlanta, Mo hits the spot. Es increíble y me enteré que existía por TikTok. Solo tiene 2 temporadas.

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

Y la cantidad de “solo Dios sabe lo que hace”. Mano, te intentamos advertir.