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Just signed up for Strait of Hormuz Premium. Used to be on the free plan but now my ships get limited access and I’m also supporting the Iranian regime.

Amazing. Donald Trump has secured an Iran ceasefire without using a single nuclear weapon. #TrumpForNobelPeacePrize

I like the cut of your jib

I’m catching the tram to the pub today for an all day drinking session. Ordinarily I would drive but got to save that fuel. #TeamAustralia

Sorry I was out driving around collecting my thoughts. What was Albo’s national address about? #auspol

Ep 7: New Aussie Sitcoms Podcast Episode · On The Talking · 28 March · 40min

New episode out Otters! We’ve got the delay machine working to take your talkback calls. Plus the inside goss on some new TV sitcoms and true crimes. Listen here:

Turns out all those pallets of toilet paper I hoarded 6 years ago have decomposed and the resultant sludge runs fine in the Landcruiser! #smart

Norman Vine can’t get enough of Frank’s Meats! #meatlover #onthetalking #aussie #butchery

Rainwater tanks are ideal for storing petrol. Just remember to boil it first before you drink it.

Remembering my good friend Curly Johnson

Norman Vine poses in front of his Rolls Royce and Concorde, circa 1985

#vinelife

A mug with the ‘On The Talking’ logo sits on a table with a microphone and set of headphones in the background

Episode 6 is now available. Brought to you by Frank’s Meats: “They love meat!” onthetalking.podbean.com/e/ep-6-frank...

Those so called children should have thought twice about being born to mothers who were coerced into signing up with ISIS.

Isaac Herzog’s visit has really brought the country together. Particularly protestors and police.

On The Talking Episode 5: Euthanasia Coaster is out now on the podcast platforms

Dr Kevin Goodall pops by to discuss his new Euthanasia Coaster in Episode 5, which is out now: onthetalking.podbean.com/e/ep-5-eutha...

Historic heatwave smashes temperature records with some places nearing 50C The Australian Open is off to a cooler start today after parts of Melbourne buckled under 45-degree heat yesterday, in a heatwave setting historic temperature records across the country's south-east.

What happened to “global warming”?

Teeth ruined? Tetrapolitan Dentistry.

I wasn’t going to the Adelaide Writers’ Week BEFORE the boycott

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This is why I don’t pay my employees superannuation

Took me a moment to realise that’s a chair

Like our nation’s elite athletes, I support a Royal Commission into antisemitism so long as the terms of reference also include union corruption.

This is why you don’t build your country’s capital on the coast. #venezuela

I’d eat that Beef Wellington!

Oh good. War!

It’s a Christmas miracle! The Jeremy Dome Christmas Coma-thon is now available for your streaming pleasure

Shame on Anika Wells and her extravagant travel expenses. At least when ScoMo went on that secret Hawaiian holiday during those bushfires he paid for his own JetStar flights. #auspol

L’Faucet bottled water single-handedly redefies drinkability