Log in a forest with mushrooms sprouting from it.
Cloudy sky with treetops in autumn colors.
Waterfall with mossy tree in foreground.
Ocean beach with rocks and beach grasses.
Happy Earth Day. As much as humans endeavor to ruin the experience, I still love it here ❤️ 🌍 ❤️ 🌏 ❤️ 🌎
I love this pose
The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. Happy 4/20. 😂
More of this please 🙏🏻
a two panel meme panel 1 - geordi signalling 'no' with the text data centres and images of data centres Panel 2 - geordi signalling 'yes' with the text "data centaurs" and a crudely edited image of the character data from star trek pasted on top of a centaur
do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):
I've never wanted something as bad as I want Usha Vance to go skydiving.🪂
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Foul Play! Must have watched it 20 times as a kid, which is crazy because it was full of sexism and innuendo that was largely lost on me then.
One of the ways news media often fail us is by giving us the microscopic rather than the telescopic view. Everything I mention in this essay is well-documented, but the dots are mostly not connected to make visible this death by a thousand cuts our country is undergoing.
My 7yo practicing comedy: You can’t spell allergies without “jeez!” 👏🏼
Screenshot of a pollen tracker showing odd-the-chart Very High tree pollen.
I love trees but they are killing me right now 🤧
The other way a whole civilization dies is by committing war crimes
Cluster of trillium in an Oregon forest. Each plant has big teardrop shaped leaves and a three-petal white flower in the center.
A delicate pale yellow lily sprouting from mossy duff.
Springtime in Oregon! Spotted these trillium and Erythronium (fawn lily) on a hike yesterday.
A carrot bundt cake with white (cream cheese) icing and sprinkles in the shape of carrots.
Easter cake 🥕
Skyline at a street corner, large pink and purple clouds at sunset.
Easter sunset 🎨 ☁️
Neighborhood cat came in through our kitty door last night, that’s trespawsing!
I love vegan baking and these look amazing, which butter substitute did you use?
Real life Pokémon
A cat completely tangled up in tape from a cassette.
♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫
Mini-So keychain fidget wall with one red and white fidget featuring an apple shaped gear shift.
We’ve advanced so much that gear shifts are fidgets now 😆
The world can definitely feel ‘too much with us’ but it is nonetheless Opening Day (or evening) and I always like to quote the great title of a Tom Boswell book of his essays on baseball:
Why Time Begins on Opening Day.
View of the Pacific Ocean with a cloud-streaked sky and rocks and sand.
Vitamin beach 🌊☺️
Sleepy dog with scruffy neck and whiskers lying on a bed, one ear standing straight up like a party decoration.
Barley might be sleepy but his ear is ready to party 🐶 💤 🎉
When you think you're a liberator of your people and you're also sexually abusing women and girls from among those people you're demonstrating that you have trouble recognizing them as people. (And that is way too common.)
Screenshot of Salesforce Authenticator app screen showing the “randomly” generated two-word phrase: organic blood.
Once again I’m worried about the Salesforce Authenticator two-word phrases sounding oddly specific.
CAESAR
The ides of March are come.
SOOTHSAYER
Ay, Caesar; but not gone.
Pi Day schmiday, I’m making a tart.
Also known as Lenten Rose, these hardy badasses bloom in the dreariest part of winter, giving us something pretty to look at while battling seasonal depression.
