Looking for a nice, cushy sinecure. Willing to sell out many of my principles. DM inquiries

Arsenal fans call this the "Piers Morgan problem" (even though bin Laden was also apparently a supporter

MDC chatter says otherwise?

Yeah, absolutely with you on this

For me, it depends on the "gentleman's agreement" and whether that's real or not. If I trusted a guy and they screwed me, there'd be no limits to my pettiness. If not, it's pretty petulant

A Grease 2/Golden Child double feature. Clearly, I have pleased god this week

Bummer. Could have used the same diversion next month

internalizing american notions of race and ethnic division as timeless truths about the world is a shortcut to smoothing out your brain

No, I tend to lose mine much quicker

Not like it hasn't been in the post but a dark day for Arsenal. The club should be ashamed.

Had someone ask me yesterday what I was doing for the 4th of July. Motherfucker, there's not a goddamned thing to celebrate in this country #FuckOff4th

You're not fit for purpose

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I'm officially issuing a "come get me" plea! Ready to work!

Lewis-Skelly's surprise at contract signing Watch Myles' family and friends come to support him as he puts pen to paper on his new Arsenal contract

Lewis-Skelly's surprise at contract signing

Watch at: arsenal.page.link/7wZVt6SHFJNu...

This is absolutely beautiful

Turns out I do. Thanks!

just found out Zohran is a massive Arsenal fan who listens to @gunnerblog.bsky.social, COME ON NYC, YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO #COYG

I'm going to be soooooo bad about it. Every dropped point is a crisis!

Honestly, it's the best use of social media

Stay cool and safe, Columbus!

NY Times headline reading 'I Was Born Here' A raid in Montebello, California has stirred fears that federal agents ar2 detaining and racially profiling US Citizens of Hispanic descent.

How is this a @nytimes.com headline TODAY? Pretty sure these fears were stirred from Day fucking 1

Get the fuck in

Blue no matter who, eh?

In heaven, you have a neverending To Read list, but it feels amazing instead of overwhelming #BookstoreThoughts

Coco, man... legend!

Come on, Coco!

This match is unreal

This has been so much fun so far