Please keep in mind that you don't need to expose yourself to horrors to be witness to history; it doesn't help anyone for you to be traumatized.

Hey I'm Rob and I'm an illustrative cartographer. I sometimes do #TTRPG stuff. I'll make stuff for your game if you ask nicely.
I draw maps that look really cool. #PortfolioDay
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Words. They're all words. Everywhere. Even right here. Inescapable.

Me: I already have way too many projects on the go and have had to back out on a couple commitments I've made.

Also me: This is a good time to learn Traveller.

It's kinda fucked up how they just let you google "piles of teeth" without even trying to stop you

I think a difficulty that people have had since gamergate is that someone can be profoundly harassed in an unfair and life threatening way that also intersects with bigoted harassment based on the person’s marginalization, and that harassed party can also just, not really be a good person

brb going to go convince an astronaut to dive to the bottom of the ocean for a necklace, then make him chase me to mars

Futurism, indeed

Vines curl around a tombstone. A pumpkin sits on top.

Saying "I looka like the Shrek" to myself in an Italian accent over and over to defuse the agony of living in my body

The cover of Dragon Magazine 150 (October 1989).

When October rolls around, I always think of this 1989 Dragon Magazine cover by Larry Elmore.

Even the issue's "About the Cover" blurb is evocative: "Somewhere in the hills of western Kentucky, a witch and her familiar check up on a scarecrow that guards her domain."

This is really starting to bother me.

It's canon that even short pants touch his feet, and that's not even the worst thing wrong with that grotesque abomination.

Someone made an AI Calvin and Hobbes strip

Hayao Miyazaki saying that he strongly feels that this is an insult to life itself

Dems have spent a stunning amount of time wooing folks who don’t care .. losing folks who do, and treating the up and coming like children who owe them rather than necessary partners

Getting crowded up here

Imagining/hoping that the takeaway from Banned Books Week won’t be “only 11 ppl are behind most book challenges?” but that despite how unpopular book bans are there is also an accelerating mission to destroy public libraries as an institution

An American runs through through a foreign land stomping the locals under his boot and picking up all the gold he can.

Huffpost Screenshot: There’s been a debate raging on Urban Dictionary since 2004 about a particular Sisqó lyric: “dumps like a truck.” What does it mean? There seem to be two leading camps on the subject. One believes the phrase is synonymous with “junk in the trunk,” i.e. a big ass. The other (what you might call the underdog camp) is convinced the turn of phrase is an expression for taking a large, truck-sized dump; a term used to describe a lady who drops a hefty deuce. I raised these two options to Sisqó.

This is what the internet used to be and we destroyed it.

You like ladies in power armour?

Big, tall, buff ladies in power armour?

Big, tall, buff, heavily armed ladies in power armour?

Yeah, me too.

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I can't stop thinking about it.

In an alternate universe, this is the opening of ABC’s American doctor who remake