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I don't want to shoot videos
I don't want to post tutorials
I don't want to show my process
I don't want to pour varnish
I don't want to turn my canvas
I don't want to record my screen
I don't want to cultivate parasocial relationships
I just want to make pictures and shitpost

Pipes (Windows 98)

there’s a male mockingbird in the tree next to our house who starts going through his garbled, plagiarized,
hideous mating song right around midnight, just when i want to go to sleep. very tempting to try to kill him with dynamite but i have seen Looney Tunes and will respect his artistic integrity

Elmo captions read: "Oh, my God,"

Elmo's World screenshot with captions reading: "TV. Damn."

Elmo's World screenshot. Closeup of Elmo's face. Caption says: "Thanksgiving."

Elmo's World screenshot, includes Elmo in front of his piano with a large talking yellow yo-yo. The subtitles say: "There's a fire."

What the heck, bruh?

Close up of a knit cardigan with butter cookie and sewing tools themed embroideries

Photo of a knit cardigan with butter cookie and sewing tools themed embroideries

Close up of a knit cardigan with butter cookie and sewing tools themed embroideries

Close up of a knit cardigan with butter cookie and sewing tools themed embroideries

Butter Cookie cardigan sample just arrived!!! Planning to make it available for preorder together with the varsity jacket

Red Unicorn with glowing gold feet along the country road. She is mysterious as she is mighty.

Its national Unicorn day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Digital art of a black horse in a shiny black bridle held under tension by reins pulling its head down hard. Nettles are superimposed over the body of the horse.

Urtica

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

金曜日お疲れ様

32周年おめでとう！大好きだ〜！
#FF6_32nd_anniversary
#FF6_32周年

Gloomy monday evening. Guy at this deserted Ohio rest stop stands before the soft drink dispenser filling a very large thermos with water. "It's the only option that God made" he says to the Dairy Queen worker as she calls out my order number.

One out of every 10,000 rolls in Dark Souls should be a cartwheel and the character should go “YEAH” while doing it

you know what would fix Silent Hill? that's right, a Buc-ee's

throwback thursday: go tell the magpie

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.

a comically awful magic circle. it's just more of a scribble

still thinking about magic circle design and laughing at the idea of going the exact opposite of the Witch Hat Atelier route and being like. it doesn't actually matter if your circle is neat if it's all technically there. imagine an extremely powerful spellcaster throwing out some shit like this

Chill out this weekend to the #FF6 town theme 🏡

#FinalFantasy #FFVI

Illustration of twelve bird friends, each labeled with a month from January to December

Your month, your bird friend!!

What's My JND? Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

For those who want to test their perception of colour, I made a little game called "What's My JND"

www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

episode 087

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ten years ago today no one clapped

looking good

Serebii Update: The Pokémon Company have put out special 30th Anniversary logos for every Pokémon

We've begun cataloguing all of them with over 500 catalogued and more will be added throughout the day

They can be found in our new section @ www.serebii.net/pokemon30/

Good morning! Here is the full uncropped poster that I did for @realgdt.bsky.social for Frankenstein