wemby is French (complimentary) whereas rudy gobert is French (derogatory)

If anyone believes this, please message me. I have some amazing real estate investment opportunities involving a bridge.

The thing previously holding back out military might was the lack of 40 year olds who are scared of a flu shot

These men will be our bravest warriors

Did...did the Pope give it back?

Yet if a shitposter skeeted "I'm not too old! You know who's too old? Elizabeth Warren (who I am older than)!" you'd claim this site has the juice

Which is it??

There was a rule in the rulebook that said dogs couldn't play basketball but David Stern assigned refs that would ignore it because he knew it'd result in a product that would be easier to sell to advertisers

I hadn't really thought about the risks of making yourself The Bad Object to the most unhinged people in the world

Mr. Onion willingly accepting those risks in order to turn something incredibly vile and cancerous into something extremely silly is beautiful

There's a war on for your mind.

theonion.info

The cure to male loneliness is to take a fishing trip with your buddies and encountering a mysterious glowing orb that chases your boat until it engulfs you in a blinding light and the next second you're standing on the shore with no memory of how you got there

10x Grammy winners JD & The Straight Shot

*Jay Leno Voice*

Ehhhh, you hear about this? Natalie Portman is having a baby with her boyfriend, Tanguy Destable

The only detestable tan guy I knew about is in the White House

[Kevin Eubanks guitar solo]

As someone whose driven all over TX 1000x, most DQs haven't had a single upgrade to anything in 35 years and are already fully staffed by one teenager and one 50 year old in a recovery program that's exactly what makes them great

Pablo gave up ever seeing his beloved Knicks in person again to report on Dolan. Respect.

As a big proponent of the play in tournament I failed to take into account how quickly fans will go into offseason mode if they have to wait 5 days between games

Happy Tax Day

Not now 5.6 million bees! We've got other stuff going on

I hope the seven dudes in the Philippines actually controlling this are having fun

I don't check the news for a few hours and this happens???

Trying to get a new job in marketing with the Wings. I haven't heard back from them yet, but I'm sure that's just an oversight

Idk if Azzi's going to be the best player from this draft but seeing her and Paige together in the pros is def the most fun scenario

Not dunking on Zack or this post, I’m just always struck by how easily American journalists will admit that the media shapes public polling and political outcomes when they’re not talking about America.

I can't believe that story from a few days ago where half a dozen players talked about how dysfunctional the Bucks were this season and pinned most of it on Doc wasn't a good omen

Sports teams have too many different uniforms these days