Starting a petition to ban people from calling P&W drivel “music” or “art.”

When you call yourself Christian but have no fucking idea who Christ was and is, it’s not difficult to see how you can give in to hate and fear and one day wake up to find you’ve become a Nazi. #saynotofascism

Saw this the other day, it's still funny!

A brave secret service agent, in the oval office, while ElonGöring is getting fellatio from a kneeling Cheeto...?

Someone who's a better shot than the last guy, that's for sure.

I want to ask our pastor if he'll start talking about things that matter from the pulpit: these times demand an active response. But I probably won't. It's not him, mostly. The entire Church industry needs him bible-thumping to keep collection plates full, even as the world burns. #deconstruction

I grew up in a sect where we actually tried to convert Catholics, because "damnable idolatry" of the eucharist. Then I left my incestuous "Christian" school, went to a large catholic one, and found that it was the same. damn. thing. but packaged differently. Idolatry never recognizes itself.

Wow. Feels a lot like Amway or a time-share seminar: you have everything everyone needs and can promise the world and all its riches, not to mention heaven, but you still need to lock the doors and/or bribe them with a free gift to get them to stay. Cheers for the feedback!

Black and white images of colonial missionaries and Black locals sitting on the ground at the white folks' feet., accompanied by the Jomo Kenyatta quote: "They taught how to pray with our eyes closed. When we opened them, they had the land and we had the Bible.” ― Jomo Kenyatta

"We learned from our colonially-minded forebears that 'missions' is something that chosen people do, called to places where people don’t look like we do (and that are conveniently warm year-round)." #deconstruction breakingchurchproject.com/post/thesis-23-we-the-savage-devils #church #missionaries

Every day I hope for a certain bit of news about a certain #dictator who's a certain kind of horrible, which is a certain sign that a certain #democracy is in a certain kind of peril & that we certainly have to #resist in a certainly new way & wish for certain acts we wouldn't have before.

Whoops! You're right. Overenthusiastic.

See also:

Yes, please!

"Fine, we should have one colored guy. Wait, there's two?! Who the fuck invi— ...never mind, we'll crop the other one out. Hmm? Absolutely you can touch the golden calf (rub him and he'll actually work better)! Okay, everyone, get out your white nationalism ID cards...no, not you two, obvs, ha ha."

I wonder how many times the word "Heil!" was uttered in the magic tongues being spoken here.

Well, in their defence, praying to the golden calf works better if you're actually touching your object of worship.

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Proviso to my earlier Skeet: doing away with pennies is a fantastic idea *if* it's done thoughtfully and carefully. Lots of places have done it with their money-wasting lowest-value coinage.

Cancelling pennies might be the only thing Trump has ever done that I agree with. (Seriously, lots of countries have done away with the smallest denomination coins: it works out just fine, and no one misses them, like, at all.)

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Honestly, watching Cheeto, Müsken, and JDick comment on every little thing (“Judges suck!”) is like witnessing perpetually premature ejaculation where the doomed sperm are the brains of the operation.

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Happy Sunday! Just a reminder that by watching a certain football game, you're supporting the wealthy, rich assholes who'll reap the rewards of fascist America while you'll be ordered to guard the concentration camps and/or sent to the front lines. #happysunday #superbowlLIX #chiefs #eagles

#faithsky

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One thing I'm kinda looking forward to in the coming insurgency is the opportunity to wear a priest's dog-collar to fool the Nazis. The white celluloid will be sharpened at the tips, though, so I can shiv a few mofos before they line me up against a wall. What are you looking forward to?

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Happy Sunday! Just a reminder that the Nazis established a state church, too. Did they select someone to head it up who was as bat-fuck crazy as this one (I can't even type its name), though? #maga #church #evangelical #exvangelical #jesus #christ #antichrist #trump #elon #gop #maha #prayer

Good thing about the former, because the weak and stupid are stockpiling the power of stupidity and weakness, and calling it from God.

Torn. Con: your skeet was hard to read. Pro: I really had to focus so it probs worked. (Also, who's the artist?) To answer your question: I feel way more like a Jesus-friend and servant by leaving human-made Church and meeting to help people in my community.

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Happy Sunday! Just remember that speaking in tongues to "prophesy" to your church buddies is anti-biblical, and is as likely to be demonic possession as it is the Holy Spirit, mmmmmkaaay? (Spoiler: the apostles were understood by nonbelievers in the room because it was a gift to go out and serve.)

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You know that guy (sorry, ladies: it's probs a dude) standing at the front of church, claiming to speak for God? He doesn't. In fact, his entire schtick is unbiblical, as biblical churches were small & informal; everyone shared, no one person led. Pastor-boy is more idol than God-rep.

If your version of faith is to abandon the teachings and actions of Jesus as thoroughly as the evangelical Church in the USA has, I'd suggest the definition of antiChrist now includes you.

to anyone who cared to learn. And that, dear Church Breakers, is one of many reasons we’re here. How do you view missions? #FTW breakingchurch.com #faith #church #deconstruction #exvangelical #exmo #missions #christianity #christ #jesus /end