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Posts by Escalante Sam

Is he just discovering that health care is too expensive in this country?

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X-Files: Buffalo Bills' Superbowl woes due to Cigarette Smoking man and deep government conspiracy.
X-Files: Buffalo Bills' Superbowl woes due to Cigarette Smoking man and deep government conspiracy. YouTube video by look4lec

youtu.be/NyhAJEPEHk4?...

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The Anakin and Padme meme. Anakin is labeled "the US government" and says "TikTok is stealing your data." Padme asks "So you're going to pass a data privacy law, right?"

The Anakin and Padme meme. Anakin is labeled "the US government" and says "TikTok is stealing your data." Padme asks "So you're going to pass a data privacy law, right?"

1 year ago 416 98 5 3

That thar’s a glorious typo.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

We’re planning on doing some hydroponic gardening to get ahead of inflation in food prices. And, yeah, Twitter is full of mean people.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

So my kids would be better if I used different words? Okay, how about “autism is a bowl of ice cream?” is that better?

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Of course not. Andrew Wakefield is a quack and a fraud, and everything else about the vaccine theory is based on parallel symptomology (and on mercury, which was removed from vaccines in 2001). But correlation does not equal causation, here or anywhere else.

1 year ago 8 0 0 0
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Maybe not for you personally. But please don’t think you speak for everyone. For my kids, it’s been devastating, with intellectual disabilities, seizures, insomnia, OCD, and other conditions.

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a man is holding a small white dog and says it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again . ALT: a man is holding a small white dog and says it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again .
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So I’ve been full of bad memories the past couple of days. Yesterday it was a reliving of my kids’ many seizures, one of which occurred in the parking lot I was walking across. Today it was bad Thanksgivings where the grownups all yelled in angry agreement. My therapist moved to Seattle, so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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You are correct. It was super annoying to open Threads this morning to see numerous posts scolding people who are planning to avoid Thanksgiving dinner with extended families.

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I found an error in the Bluebook. A missing parenthesis, to be exact. Take that, Harvard Law Review!

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I have a bad habit of laughing out loud during horror films, possibly because my mom took me to see Kurosawa’s Throne of Blood when I was 11 or 12. The lone exception was Silence of the Lambs. I went home and took a bath after that one.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,143,305!

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Rats got cars!

2 years ago 1 0 0 0
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Circle of labrador-sized dogs standing with their hind legs up but forepaws and noses on the ground facing outwards from a single dog sitting in the "beg" position. A man in a blue uniform stands a few yards away, saluting them

Circle of labrador-sized dogs standing with their hind legs up but forepaws and noses on the ground facing outwards from a single dog sitting in the "beg" position. A man in a blue uniform stands a few yards away, saluting them

Dunno what this cult's about, but I, too, salute it

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The Steady Decay, and Ultimate Fall, of the Belichick Empire With reports that the Patriots will move on their legendary head coach after this season, understanding why the end — and the way it came — was inevitable

So the New England Patriots have wandered into their own Teutoburg Forest. In this analogy, I suppose Brady is Arminius?

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The other explosive theory for the demise of dinosaurs The evidence lies in one of the largest volcanic provinces in the world, known as the Deccan Traps.

DINOSAURS!

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I’m an aging cis/het white guy who admittedly doesn’t entirely understand transgender issues. But it’s a simple kindness to call people what they want to be called. So I don’t mind being corrected. Some of my peers really get bent out of shape over this, which seems weird.

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As I am being hustled, by now mostly nude and entirely covered in peanut butter, out of the Great Ape enclosure at the zoo, I contort my body to address the local news cameras and gawking passers-by. "It all happens on X," I hiss.

2 years ago 359 42 8 0

Excellent! I work out most days, but I can’t quite master the Concept 2 I spent all that money on.

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did we learn nothing from jfk

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GQ article says: NOTE: This story has been updated. Alexander Vindman received a Purple Heart after being wounded by an IED, or improvised explosive device, not an IUD, or intrauterine device. We regret the error.

GQ article says: NOTE: This story has been updated. Alexander Vindman received a Purple Heart after being wounded by an IED, or improvised explosive device, not an IUD, or intrauterine device. We regret the error.

This really is the greatest correction of all time.

2 years ago 3239 794 53 46

When someone tells you the core of your RBMK reactor is missing, believe him.

2 years ago 1 0 0 0
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What up, Bluesky? youtu.be/SI4ZTXOi6Ew?...

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