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You will not believe this

How Elly De La Cruz crushing lefties is making it even harder for opposing managers (Gift Article) De La Cruz has a 1.099 OPS as a right-handed hitter entering Tuesday and .738 as a left-handed hitter.

And another from the right side… speaking of… www.nytimes.com/athletic/721...

Sal Stewart 18 year contract when

Yep, think tanks have realized Nats struggles since the ousting of Bridges are becoming insurmountable and despite attempts to sell ACT Seymour is far too loathsome to NZ public to be a credible successor

Jack Nicholson Banned From Sitting Courtside After Spilling Tupperware Full Of Homemade Chili

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Gas, grass, or ass based economy

Henry Thomas - Going Up The Country (1928) YouTube video by Eser Yüksel

I had no idea the Canned Heat song was a cover of a blues song from the 1920s youtu.be/b8NJ-MIfFHI

“What Sean Bean Been Seein’”

vengabus is short for vengeance bus

I’d stockpile obscure 9mm handguns and come up with a bunch of different esoteric door locking mechanisms

Elly has some arm wow

What I’m saying to you is it’s not really a big deal that a quarter of the caucus wants me out

The 5 MPs thing is so funny because
1. Luxon doesnt seem to realise that’s a lot
2. That is a lot!
3. If that’s the number he’ll say publicly it’s probably worse
#nzpol

i worked at a computer repair place like 20 years ago and they had to fire this guy, a big long haired metallica type dude, because he got pissed off at a laptop and threw it into the drywall like a huge shuriken

I like to imagine that he sometimes actually appears in a little bubble next to her laughing like the Great Gazoo in the Flintstones

The Bad and the Ugly

Ford already made the Ranchero why not go one more step and add huevos

Whenever there’s a menu item with words big and breakfast in there that’s what you order

Was watching something that said if you’re cat rests near you that means they feel safe and contrasting that with my cat who feels entitled to use me as a bed so I guess he feels pretty safe

The singer from ac dc with a speech bubble implying he’s saying the words of the above poster

Had to see it with my own eyes

Tendrés la sopa de la dia gracias

So you buying me a hot dog or not

I’m chunc I’m opped

When I’m bombed I stretch like bubblegum and look too long straight at the morning sun

Great minds bsky.app/profile/boyn...

dying

This is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen in my life

Pavement gf qotsa bf was such a powerful combo

Malaria, hysteria things of that nature