The only development america can do

Starting a "Make America Sober Again" movement where I smugly harass people if they don't drink three martinis a day

Ngl it's real annoying that the death cult running the country is like "yeah we're all about burgers and fries and eliminating vaccines, it's called being HEALTHY. do you have a problem with HEALTH????" like god please shut the fuck up

Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

Good one

Anyway, citation needed for this amazing "return on investment"

AIPACgpt hitting us with the "it's not A. It's X,Y,Z" too lazy to even write original propaganda anymore

siiiick

No I'm pretty sure it's on sale for everybody

heads up battle brothers is 70% off on steam

Yeah I mean that's what I'm saying and it goes along with the idea that as trump becomes more despised many people who supported him will pretend they never did, so he's just straight up lying to them "yeah you never supported him." I don't like it particularly but it's not totally nonsensical

Anyway interesting new campaign strategy, I guess you could call this the jedi mind trick maneuver where you just tell people they've supported you all along. Hope it works!

I like the people being like "it's fine that he's lying- he's lying for VOTES!" like....yeah we know lol

Former Biden administration senior advisor Amos Hochstein says he supported last summer's Operation Midnight Hammer, in which the Trump administration struck Iran's nuclear facilities, because "we had thought internally in the Biden administration we may have to take [strikes] if there was a second term." "We did war games. We did some practice runs on what it would look like to look into it, because that may have had to happen under

Biden's point man on Lebanon and one of his overall most important advisor for MENA said yesterday morning that he agreed with Trump's strikes on Iran last year lol.

Democrats really need to reassess how people like this were (and still are) allowed to be at the top of their foreign policy echelon.

A taco-bell copycat chicken quesadilla I just made hehehehehehe

coda: hehehehehehehe

Out: burrito taxi

In: burrito limo

Yeah I think I'll probably either buy a pack of smaller tortillas for the center or just make my own tortillas for that one

"Haha look at this idiot loser, going to taco bell"

I wouldn't know, we basically don't even have em in baltimore (there's like, one, way across town), hence my obsession with making taco bell at home lol

Anyway this post brought to you by me getting home from work at 1am the other night and making myself 6 cheesy bean and rice burritos

Taco bell knows this which is why they have all their sauces and seasonings at the grocery store. Not because they want you to do it though. They're trying to trick you with their fake grocery-store inferior stuff

I think this is right even as a taco bell lover because taco bell is the one fast food chain where you can actually just make their menu staples at home and they taste a thousand times better

Oh well at least they've got sick pocket squares

In fact we're so far down the rabbit hole now that the crazier they get the more reporters do the whole song and dance of "hmm maybe they're onto something—the authentic knowledge of Real America! Maybe WE'RE the crazy ones!" Useless.

RIVERTON, Utah (AP) — When a dozen Republican activists gathered on a back deck in the Salt Lake City suburbs to talk about this year’s elections, the conversation cycled through all the staples of conservative chatter in Utah such as dwindling water supplies, illegal immigrant fraud and chemtrail conspiracy theories.

The article is about something else (ai regulations) which is actually a perfect illustration of how republicans' obsession with total crazypants bullshit like chemtrails is just treated as dog bites man. Fully normalized that the current ruling political party is completely insane

Like I was saying!

There's nothing like, egregiously wrong in the article but the assumption that either the US or Iranian governments are trustworthy sources of information is just very silly

How 24 hours of whiplash over the Strait of Hormuz unfolded | CNN The United States and Iran appear to agree on very little beyond – maybe - being prepared to meet again.

Pretty sure no one in the real world got whiplash because we all just assumed the strait would remain closed and it did

You simply don't write this stuff, in this way, unless you are completely wacked out on drugs

My big takeaway from this is that these guys are all on drugs