I’m all for any policy that weakens the military behemoth.

Now find a way to negate their tetanus immunity and make them wear rusty barbed wire to show how tough they are.

What is it? I want one.

That is the smallest ereader I have ever seen.

Adults in the past weren’t going to the cinema and watching Citizen Kane every week, they were stealing their kid’s Superman comic and listening to his adventures with them on the radio.

Adult GIs loved comic books in WWII, and American adult audiences in the 40s and 50s loved serialized fiction about space adventurers and, oh shit, is that Superman?

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

The 2004 election result was changed electronically in Ohio on Karl Rove’s orders.

Fuck, I gotta watch Demon Knight again now.

“Good evening, boils and ghouls!”

In the process of making tamarind tea, it undeniably looks like you’re boiling a lot of little pieces of poop, and the concentrate undeniably looks like diarrhea.

Tamarind has been boiled and now we steep the ginger.

When do we get to burn all the tech bros on a pyre?

You ironically have to be incredibly dumb to hear this and not say, “Wait a minute, that doesn’t make any sense.”

OK, guess we have to listen to Candace Owens now. The white lady said it would be racist not to prioritize her voice.

Do you just sit around looking for things to take personally?

Love to go back and forth between a hot and cold war at the whims of an addled pedophile.

OK, but can it piss its pants while it’s running and keep running?

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

A gas pump for 87 octane with a sticker of Trump pointing to the price that says, “IRAN YOUR PRICES UP!”

Someone is having fun.

Thank you for taking time off from voting for Trump nominees to yell at the voters who couldn’t stomach genocide, Senator.

You know nothing about Tisza.

We transport our military hardware via road and power our bases from the civilian grid. Guess we can’t complain about any attacks on those.

The DOD had an office in the World Trade Center complex, so according to this doctrine, it was a legitimate target.

Fuck them.

I have pulled a muscle in my shoulder doing manly things like sports and street fighting and definitely NOT from trying to scratch my back while I was laying in bed.

I’ve come to the conclusion that if we want to live in a fair world, we have to ruthlessly punish anyone who cheats or lies. Too many people are just too evil to comport themselves correctly without fear of punishment.

COUNTERPOINT: Roosevelt wasn’t mean enough and should have set a precedent of public executions for business leaders who engage in unfair practices.

He really is just an Alan Moore villain come to life.

Heresies used to be things like, “we believe in strict adherence to the scriptures and that the Catholic Church is corrupt,” and now they’re all, “we believe this obvious pile of shit is a holy man.”

The “superdole” is as much of an American COVID myth as the idea that we were forcibly quarantined for months or the idea that people were living it up on the $1,200 and that’s why they didn’t go back to work.