Whiteboards of Canada.

Not sure whether to pity or envy the sort of bloke who imagines all their life's problems will be solved once a football manager loses his job.

#mensmentalhealth
#nufc
#eplsoccer

It doesn't say much for our current state when the main source of pre-match curiosity is 'which opposition player will Wissa try to blow?'

Best of Colm Meaney in Intermission Part 2 YouTube video by trinityfc

RIP Moya Brennan.

#clannad
#intermission

youtu.be/0RRQnV0rlo8?...

People often ask me about my time providing storytelling workshops for the local education authority, but I'm not one to tell tales out of school.

#agj

Pity he's shilling those creepy meta glasses.

Must be frustrating for Pau Cubarsi. If he'd made that challenge at St James Park it wouldn't even have been a yellow card.

Never forget.

#nufc
#uefaisbent

Sid the Sexist, explaining who speaks French, has two thumbs etc.

inevitably...

Pepto Bismol squits lad.

🎶 "When you've got nausea, heartburn, indigestion.

Upset stomach ..." 🎶

Enjoy your new earworm. 👍

Autumn tickets bought for voguish beat outfits Madra Salach and Westside Cowboy.

😎

#sixmusicdad
#newcastlegigs

Breaking News: A famous person did or said something *VERY* out of character for them.

HAHA NOT REALLY! APRIL FOOL! I AM A REAL FUNNY BUGGER!

#firstofApril
#sdf

Ugarte be kidding me, ref!

(You've got to be)

#England
#ref

Ben Shite, more like!

#enguru
#soccer

Whenever I see one of these quotes about the rewards of staying behind after training (strikers doing extra shooting drills, midfielders who hone the craft of taking accurate free-kicks), I always wonder 'Could they not just all ... train for longer?"

New Keys blog is a doozey!

People who eat pot pourri, thinking their shit don't stink ...

The hold music of the local vet's is Florence and the Machine's "Dog Days Are Over".

A ballsy choice.

That Peaky Blinders film was pretty good. Reckon it could have done with squeezing in a couple more portentous Grian Chatten numbers. 👍

#peaky
#blinders

A strange week to be picking four #nufc defenders in an England squad.

#sevenup

USA lost the final of the World Baseball Classic.

What they gonna lose next, the School Shootings World Cup?

The World Series of being a big fat racist war-mongering cunt?

#venezuela

A lot of fuss about petrol prices at the moment.

Doesn't really affect me, I just put in £30's worth every time.

#petrol
#politics
#anoldfriendreturns

Hansi Flick being very sound in his post-match press conference. Fair play to him.

#nufc
#ucl

Negreira.

Nice that UEFA always make time for a penalty when #nufc have pocketed a superstar. Just like M'bappe two seasons ago.

Tudor with a mountain to climb.

Domestic abuse and racism's Joey Barton has been arrested in connection with a serious assault on an adult male.

Not a junior footballer or his wife.

Progress of sorts.

#believeachieve

From Antony Szmierek:

Cleopatra lived closer to the France '98 World Cup
than the construction of the pyramids

Taylor and Serrano, women boxers.

Happy International Women's Boxing Day!