Tweet from @fuckthem00n that reads: fly me to the moon let me knick it's fucking ass let me show it what i leaned in my moon jujitsu class

The Notorious B.E.V.... @blade_funner Follow [GOD INVENTING THE WEASEL] You know what we need? An otter you can't fucking trust. 2:54. 07 Sept 16

BTW, I will be making my annual Easter euphemisms for you all to enjoy.

But before that, I'll be celebrating Maundy Thursday by having a foot cleaning kink.

gods i love who you are

my dad (pastor) texted to say he hopes i see the truth of Jesus this Easter. do i text back "hope you feel the power of the goddess this full moon"?

they're perfection. nerds from every side. i can't believe we waited this long for the Final Form

it took us twenty years to get from Nerds to Nerds Rope, and twenty more to get to the utter perfection and peak form that is Nerds Gummy Clusters. take your time.

you look so peaceful!!! love your thigh piece!!

While I find Rowling’s views abhorrent, I’m not going to shame people for still feeling an attachment to Harry Potter. We have to remember how important those books were to a generation of kids as their gateway to Satanism.

The kind of top I am

canceled

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncov...

i knew i should have left my Lovespell x Axe body spray at home 😔

may the fourth of march be with you

Sherlock Holmes was just autism-maxxing

i never get calls on my work phone unless i have something to do. i had a 30 minute inspection and received THREE calls during that time

WOWOWOW they almost don't look real!!!!

My roses ✨✨✨💐

A SKELITON LOOKS DOWN FROM HELL ON TO THERE OLD COMPUTER DISPLAYING "DA SHARE Z0NE" WEB PAGE , AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TO DISABLE MY AD BLOCKER, I DONT WANT TO ENTER MY EMAILL TO SEE MORE, I DONT WANT TO REACH THE END OF MY FREE ARTICLES, I WANT TO GO TO A WEB PAGE AND READ THE DAMB WEB PAGE " - THE PROMISE OF "GOING ON THE COMPUTER" HAS BECOME A PROCESS OF GETING BLASTED IN DA FACE WITH BULL SHIT WHILE YOUR TRYING TO LOOK STUFF UP, AND THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE SO THAT WE WOULDNT HAVE FUN FOR FREE, AND NOW THAT THEY RUINED ALL THE PUBLICATIONS AND WEB SITES, THERE TELLIN US "JUST ASK THE AI TO FIND SHIT FOR YOU" BUT WE ALREADY HAD AN APP THAT WOULD GIVE US INFOMATION THAT WE WANTED!!! IT WAS CALLED A FUCKEN WEB BROWSER!!!!! CAPTALISM MUST BE DESTROYED FOR THE USUAL REASONS BUT ALSO BECUASE IT RUINED THE COMPUTER FOR US!!! NO ONE LIKES THAT THEY BURNED THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA BUT WE HAD ANOTHER ONE 10 YEAR'S AGO AND INSTEAD OF 1 FIRE IT WAS 100000, PIECE BY PIECE, AND THEN THEY REPLACED THE DAMB CARD CATALOG WITH A COMPUTER THAT MAKES SHIT UP ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND IM GOING TO THE WOODS NOW AND THEY DONT HAVE ADS THERE YET SO GO THERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

happy pride someone just yelled a slur at me in my own yard

happy pride month, fellow gays!!!

Four panel comic with guy sharing a flask with cheddar broccoli soup

you and me both

You either let the bit ruin sex or you commit and get a really unique kink

Anyway here's: *starts screaming*

A SKELITON WHO SAYS " I WILL NEVER HUSTLE - I DONT EVEN WANT TO BE HERE - WHY WOULD ANY ONE WORK HARDER",,, DA ENTIRE IDEA OF "GRIND CULTURE" AND "HUSTLE CULTURE" IS PERPETRATED BY DA RULING CLASS AS A WAY TO TELL US THAT IF WERE NOT RICH THAT ITS OUR PERSONAL FAILURE AND NOT LIFE WITHIN A SYSTEM THAT CONCENTRATES WEALTH IN THE HANDS OF FEW!!!!! EVERY BIG PROBLEM LIKE HUNGER, HOUSING, ILLNESS, EDUCATION IS FRAMED AS A FAILING OF DA INDIVIDUAL SO THAT IT BECOMES OUR PROBLEM THAT RENT IS $1999.99 IN EVERY CITY, CANT GO TO COLLEGE WITHOUT STUDENT LOAN'S THAT CAN NEVER BE PAID BACK, CANT TAKE TIM OFF WORK WHEN SICK, AND IF YOU DO GET SICK ITS YOUR FAULT, AND DA WEIRD GUYS WHO PROPAGATE "HUSTLE" AS A MEANS TO GET AHEAD ARE QUIETLY PROMOTED BY MEDIA AS IF TO SAY "EVERYONE AGREES EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT" BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND U KNOW WHAT I AINT DOING SHIT TODAY, SITTING ON A LOG IN DA WOOD'S IS STILL FREE FOR NOW, AND REMEBER THAT ANY THING YOU DO WHERE YOUR NOT PAYIN A CORPORATION TO DO IT IS SOMETHING THEY WANT TO WIPE OUT AT EVERY TURN, ALSO DA ADVERTISING INDUSTRY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR DA CRIMINILIZATION OF "VANDALISM" BECAUSE THEY SEE PUBLIC ART AS COMPETING WITH THEM FOR ADVERTISING SPACE, WELL IM ALMOST OUT OF ROOM SO KEEP KICKEN A$$ OUT THERE AND DONT WORK ANY HARDER THEN THEY MAKE YA - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN

concept: Sonic with baby deer legs at slow speeds. he moves like he's got a hangover on stilts when he's stuck in line at the dmv

happy birthday to my best friend, here's an excellent text they sent me a year ago

thank the gods