oh bro thinks he’s omniscient

everyone was too quick to adopt oat milk as the standard alternative milk

looking forward to strawberry ice cream and watching Aaron play RE9 this evening

put on the Andrew Weather App mix

yippeee!!! <3

just bought nosebleed seats to see NIN because Trent says this may be their final tour and I’ve never seen them and I love NIN so I NEED TO SEE THEM even if Trent is but a speck on the stage to my eye

Zatoichi Meets the Flintstones

gummy cluster flambé

evil monkey

i think Nintendo R.O.B. would like G-funk

2+ Yikes on Your Reel 😬

Hobonichi Techo system for 2026 ! >.<

sometimes the closed doors in the hallway of a strange house just have Bathroom energy and it’s so satisfying when your instincts are correct

oh that’s a boat? i thought it was Nessie

❤️

i agree, i’m asking because i get customers all the time asking if we have chips and i wanna scream at them, “since when have chips ever been a movie theater snack???”

what movie theater is everyone going to where they serve potato chips ???

“first time on mp3!”

heat-seeking emoji

the bigger the rat, the sweeter the plague

it all goes back to WAYNE’S WORLD

trip hop girl & candy flip boy

Looking for Mr. Goodie Bookie Dookie

i can tell who was a real play head as a kid just by how they maneuver a toy as an adult

angel trumpets and devil trombones

Baby Off-World

tfw you have Roxy Music’s “Three and Nine” stuck in your head so you bring it up on youtube on the work computer to sate the earworm and uh oops

i wanna watch the new PTA

speaking it into existence: Hysteric Glamour Hobonichi collab

seeing Joan from Mad Men dj This Mortal Coil’s cover of “Kangaroo” at the local listening bar was NOT on my bingo card this year 🤓