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Posts by Max Bob

Huh. I didn’t know about that guy. When I wrote my self insert fanfic back in the 80s, my character Stealth had uncontrolled psychic and telekinetic powers that erased him from other people’s perception and memories and from things like video tape.

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I specialize in getting hired as a software engineer roughly two weeks before this change.

Anyway, anyone hiring a senior software engineer?

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Replace the chocolate with LSD and this described my experience at a Society of Creative Anachronism war.

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The proof is how many left handed presidents of the USA there have been.

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If there’s a steady paycheck in it I’ll believe anything you want.

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You know how sometimes it’s tough to mic on your own? That’s when you get someone to help you mic. A co-mic.

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So glad it’s not electricity.

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But what about the chilling altered chant near the end? “Doggie good, missionary better!”

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No it should be a black tie affair.

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I’m 52 years old and read lots of British written fiction and until today I never considered that “gel” in that context wasn’t pronounced like the hair product.

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Only an anti-recommendation: don’t indulge in the same recreational activities/substances that made the 27 club a thing.

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2028? Is the SAVE act needed to prevent Dems from taking over a year early!?

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They’re great for holding your hair in place but I didn’t think that was what you meant by “whipped topping.”

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Huh. In acting, I would call that ‘naturalistic.’ As in:

Realistic: actor blows nose, puts tissue in trash.

Naturalistic: actor blows nose, looks in the tissue, puts tissue in the trash.

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I was trying to decide what footwear Man-Thing should use and thought “New Balance” but that’s not quite right. Is there a Dad-Thing?

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He’s not THAT high up so now I’m thinking about those overpasses that get nicknamed “the can opener.”

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I think the most important thing about Pokopia is the realization that, absent humans, the so called monsters live in total harmony.

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Excuse me? Brazil nuts are both flavorless and hard to eat.

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Ah. Caine Mutiny. “Admiral strawberries movie” was enough.

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I’m a 52 year old kid who has no idea. Too old to know how to reverse GIS from my phone, too.

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They need to get to church and talk to the minestrone.

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How dare you talk to the pho king dude that way.

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It is so good and I’m so glad you say so.

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Sounds messy

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If you have a problem with Jaydee Walker of Bushmill, paladin of Bacchus, he’ll just say “aw shucks” and yee a haw for you anyway.

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More like Jerry from Rick and Morty. Parks and Rec Jerry has a fulfilling home life with people who love and respect him.

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Does this smell funny to you?

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A friend of mine introduced me to this and it’s ALMOST better than when the Flying Karamozov Brothers did A Comedy of Errors.

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Stupid, boring, and incoherent.

Not surprising you’re also proudly racist.

Bye now.

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