Over 80°F today, snow later this week. It’s basically an abusive relationship with the weather up here.

Months ago I said let’s start getting out totes and sorting them for clean up week. He has to do it because he has a system. Clean up week starts in 2 days and guess what the ol OCD finally kicked in. I’m absolutely NOT fucking getting it all done now. You can’t type A only when it’s convenient. 🙄

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I will not fall asleep in the dealership waiting for Vhagar’s oil change. I will NOT fall asleep. I mean if I keep saying it, maybe…One can only do so many laps. And the news, well no thanks.

Lady is passed OUT at the clinic after her shot. They checked to make sure she was fine. One nurse said no this is how she spends her obs time. I’m mad I’ve been getting allergy shots for a decade and just realized this was an option 🤭

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Me buys a car, the mister is not there for basically any part of it. Including the money portion. HIS name is whom I have to use if I want it serviced? 🖕🏼I will continue to moan about that and correct them.

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How much caffeine have I consumed before I teach my class today? Yes. It’s the weather man…

The 50°f temp swing from yesterday at this time is WILD. Or I guess as we stay in North Dakota just another Thursday.🥶

My students asking if I’ll do a gaming raid tonight and or tomorrow. I passed obviously, then “sooo, what about your son?” Still no.

At this point I should just stay awake. The tumbling shit in either the garage or the floor below the bedroom has both Nym heard it too. Cameras show nothing out of place anywhere. The mister is just snoring away. Our domovoi has been active the last several days and nights. 😒

“Oh we actually doing this now? LFG” usually 3am and caffeine in hand.

Went to Dickies BBQ to grab some dinner. LoKi was not about leaving the casa so bringing it all home. Nymeria I’m sure bribed him, for now she too gets to partake in the smoked meat goodies.

Gentle reminder churches used to refer to pagans, snakes. Today is a reminder they successfully normalized pushing people, forcing beliefs on others, and far worse. 🐍 🍀☘️🍻🍺

17 lb Havanese taking the 70mph winds like it’s nothing. Make it make sense. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Sitting in the doc’s office and they are bitching about the Bismarck bubble. They are going to be catching these hands. I’m already upsetti spaghetti that we are getting more snow that I want. This post is sponsored by my migraine. You’re welcome 😇

Siding with AI was not on my 2026 bingo card…but here we are.

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I've never needed to do this in my 30 year career but here we are.
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It’s finally ♓️ season!

My biggest gripe about the game one Sunday was there were sports breaking apart my concerts. Also, the Jeep commercial was just unhinged enough, I won’t ever buy one but I did watch it and share the ad. 🐟

Mine are feral. Like my wet cats, same.

At least it was a peer and not you? At this point of the year they are feral for a break, almost as much as we are.

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I think she knows she’s getting a bath tonight. Nym is side eyeing.

Between the actual cold, the wind(real feel), and the pressure systems I’m currently an absolute delight to be around. The temp is low because it’s close enough to the door the cold slapped it when I let Nymeria back in.

At least I’ll be caffeinated properly as I watch the shit show. @redbull.com let’s NOT take this out of rotation for at least approximately 3 years and a day. Happy Redbull Iced day for those of us who celebrate, and been waiting over a year for it to come back!

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Ope the mister is calling his mother out on her family.

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All I have to say is the weekend better be as long as these last couple days have felt.

We are all thinking it…

I love when my neighbour Snaps me a message and i open it expecting “hey can you watch the cats on…” and instead it’s one of the cats just chilling inside the dishwasher. She’s a Maine Coon(for scale and fucks to give) and gives ‘if I fit I sits’ an entirely new meaning. 🤣