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Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different  board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

Types of Board Game

xkcd.com/3235/

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This is eugenics.

I am one of the people they want to "clean up." I have long-term health issues that cause me to need expensive medications and occasionally procedures to maintain a baseline.

I am disabled, and don't "work" in a way they recognize.

RFK Jr wants me dead.

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This month has been a hell of a year, yeah.

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---- Return values from functions
-- return nil → data not ready / retry
-- return "Unknown" → valid but undetermined
-- return "TrackName" → valid result

---- Return values from functions -- return nil → data not ready / retry -- return "Unknown" → valid but undetermined -- return "TrackName" → valid result

a very easy way to know if an addon you featured in your news article is made with AI is if certain unicodes like → are present
Lucky Vault is AI. here we go again

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what

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hWhim - Twitch LOFTIA BETA ACCESS KEY GIVEAWAY and lemme show you what I've been cooking in DDV | !set | !drop | All Welcome! | Kimchilada #firstseed

She's live! LOFTIA BETA ACCESS KEY GIVEAWAY and lemme show you what I've been cooking in DDV | !set | !drop | All Welcome! | Kimchilada #firstseed www.twitch.tv/hwhim

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With any luck, The Onion will own Truth Social in a few years.

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Sharing this again for the evening crew.

Today, I posted some updates to the shop. I am needing to change my shipping settings (thanks, assholes in charge), I've listed some new items, and I've got a few general updates!

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Had to switch to the Outlook PWA for work and dear lord... Did the devs come at this wondering how to make it as difficult for human senses to interpret as they possibly could? This shit brutal to read.

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just had an extremely cursed thought. what if elder millennials are just unleaded gen x

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New tax idea:

Blue shell bracket - if you’re the richest person in America, pay the differential to fourth place as taxes.

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Actor-author George Takei turns 89 today...

Takei brought enjoyment to so many thru his performances in Perry Mason, Black Sheep Squadron, the iconic Star Trek TOS/movies...

An American patriot, he & his family endured racially motivated internment camps of the 1940s...

Live longer, Mr. Takei!

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John Ternus will replace Tim Cook as Apple CEO Cook will be executive chairman, but will no longer run the company day to day.
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PFS Standard
Waffle Iron (Mithral)Item 8
Uncommon 
Source Grand Bazaar pg. 93
Price 355 gp
Bulk 1
The plates of this waffle iron are made of standard-grade mithral rather than iron and might bear an imprint on the plates. As with other mithral cookware, food rarely sticks to a mithral waffle iron. As it's made of mithral, this is an uncommon item.

PFS Standard
Waffle Iron (High-Grade Mithral)Item 16
Uncommon 
Source Grand Bazaar pg. 93
Price 6,005 gp
Bulk 1
Truly fit for emperors and demigods, this waffle iron is made of high-grade mithral. Although most metallurgists are certain that the much more affordable standard-grade mithral waffle iron maintains mithral's full non-stick properties, the super elite insist that only waffles made from high-grade mithral waffle irons conform to the most perfect shape and texture. Nadian has one high-grade mithral waffle iron for sale emblazoned with an archaic symbol associated with Milani from before she became a deity, supposedly used to make Milani herself waffles during her mortal life. As it's made of mithral, this is an uncommon item.

PFS Standard Waffle Iron (Mithral)Item 8 Uncommon Source Grand Bazaar pg. 93 Price 355 gp Bulk 1 The plates of this waffle iron are made of standard-grade mithral rather than iron and might bear an imprint on the plates. As with other mithral cookware, food rarely sticks to a mithral waffle iron. As it's made of mithral, this is an uncommon item. PFS Standard Waffle Iron (High-Grade Mithral)Item 16 Uncommon Source Grand Bazaar pg. 93 Price 6,005 gp Bulk 1 Truly fit for emperors and demigods, this waffle iron is made of high-grade mithral. Although most metallurgists are certain that the much more affordable standard-grade mithral waffle iron maintains mithral's full non-stick properties, the super elite insist that only waffles made from high-grade mithral waffle irons conform to the most perfect shape and texture. Nadian has one high-grade mithral waffle iron for sale emblazoned with an archaic symbol associated with Milani from before she became a deity, supposedly used to make Milani herself waffles during her mortal life. As it's made of mithral, this is an uncommon item.

This is so fuckin silly for pathfinder

1 day ago 9 4 4 0

I am looking for environmental artists, particularly people with a strong background in concept work for interior locations

Atmospheric/ Liminal vibes appreciated

You can apply by dropping your art in the replies, or send your portfolio to:

regulareyepatchwolf@gmail.com

Humans only. no ai.

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Is this where Apple Silicon will be in 5 years? TSMC is reportedly working to build 1-nanometer chips by 2029; Apple could be the big beneficiary.

TSMC is reportedly working to build 1-nanometer chips by 2029; Apple could be the big beneficiary. www.computerworld.com/article/4160...

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The whiplash of "The Onion buys InfoWars" followed immediately by "the first agentic cannabis device" actually violates the 8th Amendment

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Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

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The image is of an evil army throwing members of an opposing army into a fiery pit in front of a cathedral.

The image is of an evil army throwing members of an opposing army into a fiery pit in front of a cathedral.

Subscriber Day has arrived once again! Pathfinder Troubles in Grayce, the Starfinder Adventure Anthology: Tales from the Vast, and more have been delivered to your digital libraries! Missed out on these early releases? Subscribe TODAY to never skip our new adventures: buff.ly/kb0WdTq

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3-panel comic. (1) (A person with a picture of a spacecraft behind head.] PERSON 1: There are now three spacecraft headed to Europe: NASA’s *Europa Clipper*, which will investigate Europa’s subsurface ocean, (2) [Person is gesturing at a picture of a different spacecraft while talking to a person with a ponytail and a person with short hair.] PERSON 1: ESA’s *Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer*, which will study the topography and chemistry of Europa and the other moons, (3) [Person with a picture behind head of a Zamboni with a rocket launcher underneath] and the NHL’s *Zamboni Voyager*, which plans to resurface Europa. PERSON FROM OFF-PANEL: Oh no. PERSON 1: We tried to stop them, but the league is set on an expansion.

3-panel comic. (1) (A person with a picture of a spacecraft behind head.] PERSON 1: There are now three spacecraft headed to Europe: NASA’s *Europa Clipper*, which will investigate Europa’s subsurface ocean, (2) [Person is gesturing at a picture of a different spacecraft while talking to a person with a ponytail and a person with short hair.] PERSON 1: ESA’s *Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer*, which will study the topography and chemistry of Europa and the other moons, (3) [Person with a picture behind head of a Zamboni with a rocket launcher underneath] and the NHL’s *Zamboni Voyager*, which plans to resurface Europa. PERSON FROM OFF-PANEL: Oh no. PERSON 1: We tried to stop them, but the league is set on an expansion.

Europa Missions

xkcd.com/3234/

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A pink background decorated with rainbows and dashed lines in the colors of the lesbian pride flag. The text reads, “Lesbian Visibility Week Bundle; 94 sapphic & lesbian books for $40 USD; 4/20 - 4/26; exclusively on Itch.io”

A pink background decorated with rainbows and dashed lines in the colors of the lesbian pride flag. The text reads, “Lesbian Visibility Week Bundle; 94 sapphic & lesbian books for $40 USD; 4/20 - 4/26; exclusively on Itch.io”

Welcome to #LesbianVisibilityWeek. All sapphics and girl kissers have debuffed stealth and perception this week.

To compensate, some lovely authors (self-included) have a pack of 94 sapphic and lesbian books, zines, comics, and RPGs you can get for just $40.

#bsnm 🌈📚

itch.io/b/3635/lesbi...

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Image describing how to enter to win a Loftia Beta Key and a brief overview of the Beta

Image describing how to enter to win a Loftia Beta Key and a brief overview of the Beta

My wife and I are both part of the #LoftiaPartnerProgram and are each giving away one PC/Steam Beta Key on Twitch: one tonight and one tomorrow evening (in MST).
If you're interested in joining the #LoftiaBetaGiveaway come on by!

twitch.tv/hwhim
twitch.tv/its_immanis

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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

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Got our IMAX tickets for Mandalorian and Grogu :)

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two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

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"Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses"

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that’s a biggun

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Lou Zocchi was a true legend - a word that’s so often overused. But in this case, none other fits.

The first true SF game I played was STAR FLEET BATTLES. I have such fond memories of 14-year old me pulling strings across the floor in ship-to-ship battles…

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Fl...

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Went to an Autopsy Club meeting yesterday evening

It was ‘Open Mike Night’

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