old macdonald got brouzouf
E-Y-E-Y-E

four panel cartoon comic of a gray striped cat talking to its owner. the owner is holding an onion. the cat says "give". the owner says "this is an onion, it's very smelly". in the third panel, the cat sniffs the onion. in the last panel, the cat's head retreats into its body with a silly pose.

smelly

prints available: mcapriglione.art

A cigarette from Female Trouble (1974) - 0:41:51

Female Trouble (1974) - 0:41:51
Dir. John Waters
Runtime 97 minutes
🚬 x 12, or one cigarette every 8.08 minutes
https://howmanycigarettes.com/female-trouble/

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Fake spec sheet with unreadable text for the Toyota Celica

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator

im sick atm but im still getting stoned and you cant stop me

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

if you like having a silly goofy time, you should try large scale industrial sabotage

#teto

Obey Your Master

羽川と桜✍️

a screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, with a Nanao Mii walking towards the camera, the caption reading "What's up with Nanao?"

Daily #2013 - A softer than usual cat

"DJ DID YOU SET THE TIMER FOR 20 HOURS INSTEAD OF 20 MINUTES?"

>Whoopsy daisy

I had this idea and a friend on Discord made it a few years ago

More New York Times Games Crossplay

Never noticed this in Wordle before

I'm not joining one of your pillow fights

happy anniversary to all who celebrate

Thomas Stewart, please select your challenging course!

me

touhou Gamer maid (Sakuya Izayoi playing a video game) vs Gay mermaid (Wakasagihime and Kagerou Imaizumi kissing)

Gamer maid vs gay mermaid

she ran out of bunnies...

wireshark

Smash that jawline

by age 25 you should have an anime girl and animal everyone associates you with so you can receive little tribute presents in your dm inbox