Nope. I know it won't. Made my peace with that. No shame in being #2.

Enlighten me on the sibling polycule tweet

WHY DID THEY NEED TO BRING THE STEPDAUGHTER UP IN THE FIRST PLACE

I just came across one about banging your mom's hot friend and at a certain point she goes "Are you single? My stepdaughter is so cute you should meet" and I'm like, DUDE. SHE'S NOT EVEN IN THIS VIDEO. WHAT IS GOING ON.

The #1 most baffling porn phenomenon to me is when they need to establish that two characters are not related even if it the video wouldn't even been incest if they had been.
"Fucking my best friend's stepdaughter" - what
"My stepsister's friends take turns on me" - why are you doing this

My laptop bit the dust 2 weeks ago so all my youtubing has been from my phone and, tragically, adblockerless

This CANNOT be how normies live their lives. This is Hell. I am experiencing Hell. I need a new computer yesterday.

I laughed. I cried. I clapped. I jerked off a lil bit. Bravo Kojima.

Actually unreasonably mad about this one saying "round down"

Before recording this one stove was really sure there wouldn't be any new cards under Sorcerous Spell Wall

Foreshadowing is a literary device that

i'd rather not

imagine saying "we need to get rid of this unique lifeform to make life more liveable for everyone" youd be called a cartoonishly evil captain planet villain, but as soon as we are talking about SMALLPOX then i guess its fine

I just did my part and left a review; I don't know a single person who didn't love PT:S2S, so there's no reason we can't get it to 'Overwhelmingly Positive' on steam.

If you played and enjoyed it, just pause what you're doing right now and leave a review! store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...

Last June I got in what can only be described as a Dominion frenzy where I'd literally just jam games 8+ hours a day every day. Then the spell broke off and now I suck shit again, but what a month that was

Had a cute one yesterday

Alright duckduckgo, we had a good run (lie. falsehood. deceit. hyperbole for comedic effect.) but if I look up "creation of man" on a search engine and it shows me ANSWERS IN GENESIS before the painting, then it's time to pull the plug

I don't think that someone with a homestuck pfp needs the eroticism of time travel explained to them

I'd consider the clone case cheating too because those are clearly distinct individuals, but in the time travel case there's clear continuity. If I give 1000 dollars to their present self I have also benefitted their future self, that's not true for clones.

self overwriting your past self's decisions. For a parallel scenario: you are about to hook up with someone and they are giving full and enthusiastic consent. While you are preparing in the bathroom pre-deed, their future self climbs out of the window and tells you "do NOT do that". What do you do?

Would you say that any sort of story where you turn back time to fix past mistakes (not as a separate person that's now in the past, but you find yourself back in the place and situation you were in X years ago) to be "wrong"? These seem somewhat analogous to me, in both cases you have your future

should refuse me today. In a sense I do think future me's opinions just get to override present me's for things that concern "us" they have a further perspective.

I don't think that "sharing a time stream with someone is special" is that compelling, sounds ad hoc honestly. I also don't think that your past dissent should override your present consent. It would be crazy to say that since 10 years ago I said "I'll never want children" that an adoption clinic

I actually think it's dicier in your scenario. Just because I know that at some point 10 years ago I went to the present it doesn't mean I haven't changed my mind in the meantime, while if me from the future goes back in time and does the deed it means that they are fine with this happening

Both me and my girlfriend agree that it's not cheating, which I guess means we are just edging our odds in case the other figures out time travel

If a future version of your current partner goes back in time to today and you two have sex without telling their present instance, does it count as cheating? No splitting timelines, it's a stable loop.

The other day I received a call out of nowhere from a friend that I hadn't talked to in like 4 years, asking me to play sts2 with him

This might actually be a miracle game that saves lives and heals relationships

Mailing a package has, like, six or seven different steps, each taking various amounts of effort and I want to do none of them.

lately reddit has been spamming my feed with amazing digital circus threads, and given the caliber of discourse that I'm seeing, whatever goes on in the finale i wouldn't be surprised if that happens again.