This is an absolutely glorious and underrated post

"I've got this idea for a bike stand"
"Sheffield stands?"
"No, it's kind of out of the box thinking, and..."
"Sheffield stands"
"No, more arty than that, sort of...
"Sheffield stands"
"No, like an installation..."
"Sheffield stands"
"Well..."
"Sheffield stands"
"Er..."
"Sheffield stands"

My mum once tried to drop me off at an airport so early that it wasn't even open yet

I particularly love the picture of the dog reflected in the TV. The photographer isn't showing off the house there, just the dog

this wikipedia editor is orbiting the moon right now!

And if that's what she wants to post, then that's fine; people get to use social media in the way they want. But you can't then complain that no-one is liking your top quality content when it's *that* boring

I went and had a look at her prior posts to see if it was obvious why she wasn't getting likes, and yes, yes it was

Sometimes you get the dichotomy within the same household. The heating is not allowed on during the day, so it's freezing, and then is on full blast in the evenings so you're roasting

Mir - Wikipedia

By the time that Mir was de-orbited in 2001, it was discovered that one of the space station’s solar panels was operating at 40% of its capacity thanks to the damage caused by frozen urine! 🧪 #ArtemisII

Unrelatedly HOW TO RECOGNIZE A DEMON HAS BECOME YOUR FRIEND is a god-tier title. Unbeatable.

Fantastic glasses!

I did not know that was him, and I'm so glad I do now!

Bloody hell, Jeanette.

I once (jokingly) accused a very nerdy friend of being a Fake Geek Guy because he didn't get my references to Moon Base Alpha and he stopped speaking to me for two months. Still not sure if he was offended or was just *very" busy watching all of it

Would it be rude to ask which brewery/pizza place?

When men's workload is automated, it's genius; when women's workload is automated it's a character flaw and morally questionable.

I want a below stairs spin off. I saw someone suggest a Footman John and Footman Alfie Solve Crimes and/or buddy comedy and I'm here for it

This is how I learned there was a post credits scene

"The men implicated in the Epstein files reinforces that I spend half my life explaining to men that their simplified, optimistic view of other men doesn’t line up with the experience of women and girls trying to dodge sexual harassment, assault and abuse attempts." - Leslie Morgan Steiner

I've got a family member who always parks in those bays because he has mobility issues that means he needs the extra space to open the door all the way to get in and out of the car, but the way people look at him (as he very obviously limps into the shop) you'd think he'd done something much worse

When deserting your friend while he's having a mental health crisis and needs medical attention *isn't* one of the worst things you've done

Is asking him that *all* you'd do to Gauguin? I'd be thinking about kicking him in the nads at the least. (Generally I don't approve of corporal punishment, but for that AH I will make an exception)

The audio guide for the van Gogh museum seems to *really* hate that idea, and makes a point of refuting it repeatedly. They also point out that if his brother hadn't been willing to support him he would probably have painted much less. It's really refreshing that it's not penniless madness=genius

Would you include all the hidden cellars/old castle under the grounds that they find in The Long Patrol? Because a sunken castle seems like it might be a challenge (an awesome one)

It's easy to be concerned about vaccines when you stop being concerned about viruses. You can only stop being concerned about viruses in a world with vaccines.

Long after it lost the ability to turn up on your doorstep with a warship and stiffly worded letter suggesting you stop that shit *right now*, Britain retained a hell of a lot of soft power.

Remarkable to see this government pissing a key part of that down the drain.

I *still* remember being the only child with divorced parents in the class aged about 6 and nearly crying because we were told to draw everyone who lived in our house, but the instructions also said to include both parents, and I didn't want to get it wrong but couldn't work out how to reconcile it

The Nivey Ouse is about where the Great Ouse actually is, so they've accidentally got something almost right

A gravelly voice spoke from under the mayor's bed.

"I hear you need a monster hunter."

The mayor sat up.

"What? Who?"

"I'm a monster. I hunt. What do you need hunted?"

"Beklo the Ogre, but..."

"I'll bring you its head."

"How..."

"I am a monster under the bed. If it sleeps, I can find it."

Ignore that, I apparently scrolled past photo 4