Local news doing interviews with random hockey fans about the playoffs and this guy is wearing a hat that says GOONSVILLE

Farrah Moan in a pastel pink wig edited to have a giant mouth and the words F*ggot Noises

Selfie with my tongue out in front of an indoor pickle ball court holding up a pickle ball racket…? Or paddle?

I played pickle ball yesterday for the first time and enjoyed myself am I a boomer now?

Ok but why would satan even have a muppet purse?

Having sex for Buicks? This is probably it.

70 yesterday, snowing today. Springtime in the Rockies…

Jane Don’t can still win if Michelle Visage just has the courage

Sometimes more than twice!

😘 😏 😘

Priorities!

Selfie with an unzipped pink hoodie revealing hairy torso underneath looking to the air away from the camera wearing a red white and blue ball cap. In the background is a gallery wall of photos in white frames and a dining room table

New pfp taken in the midst of the dance break I took while cleaning yesterday

This weather and the spring vibes have meant Body Talk on repeat someone needs to take me dancing

I’ve been forced to spend time on Instagram today and as a result, just saw an April fools joke… on the 16th

A stack of six paperback books — the Game Changers series by Rachel Reid— stacked on a headboard shelf

My job is just Read so I don’t do it as much as I’d like for pleasure, but I finally made it through these and I’m glad I did 😊

Circling around from unprecedented times back to extremely precedented times

Golden chow chow puppy on institutional carpet looking at the camera

This chow chow puppy just wandered into my office all work is coming to a complete stop to bask in the cuteness 😭🥹🥰

The pig’s name is Truffles btw and she is very important to me

Truly ahead of the game, flopskying before we knew there was a sky to flop in

Or, that cylindrical clutch actually contains a sleeve of powdered Hostess Donettes

The grey lip is certainly something

Selfie from the chest up wearing black adidas gear with white trim in front of a lilac shrub

A statue of a sow reclining on a slab with her nose in the air looking jolly surrounded by blooming flowers

Allergy season is awful but the lilacs are so beautiful and this pig statue by my office never brings me more joy than when she’s wallowing in the flowers

I’m behind but the judging on this lalaparuza is trash 🚮

My cats love playing with champagne corks so much that now they know to come running when they hear the sound of a bottle popping

lol my favorite is when they just add the one you already added… 🤷‍♂️

Mirror selfie in front of a shower curtain with a Great Wave print wearing clear framed glasses and grey trunk underwear with red trim. There is a Snapchat sticker that says bright and early

This week has been a lot. 😮‍💨 Almost to the finish line

Paul W. Downs in that striped polo…

You’d think with Taco Bell’s ingredient to product ratio they’d’ve come up with every option, but clearly there are still discoveries to be made!

My husband ordered one the other day and I gasped when it came out of the bag… a breakthrough in food delivery

Hobby Lobby basilica in Oklahoma City 🙏

Husband got stoned a couple weeks ago and bought The Dutchess on vinyl. Kinda disappointed in us that this wasn’t in our collection before now