The two best boys (a golden retriever and GSD) showing off the view
If you live on Rothesay Road & were woken up by someone yelling SLOW DOWN BIG WHEEL: Sorry that was just me walking the dogs at 6am & policing traffic. Drivers- it’s the road to the ‘burbs not the Autobahn.
Dog tax as my penance
Went to Marshall’s to buy dog toys without my emotional support adult. Experienced someone letting their toddler squeeze and squeak every. Single. toy in the aisle.
I’m now attempting Walmart. Send thoughts & bail.
Lucky for him, we’re headed home to Charlotte County today, so I can pitch this idea to him for 90 kilometres and he cannot escape. Unless he wants to perform a tuck and roll 😂
If one wonders what it’s like to be my spouse, I sent him a text with a photo of the Costco greenhouse. Complete with my business case on why we should buy it to work it into the new deck we need. I’m using the Blackstone as the reason, but deep down, it’s for a tiny inflatable hot tub.
I’m just a girl- standing in front of my dogs after sweeping for the 100th time today- asking them how they can possibly have any fur left on their bodies.
Trump has directed the US Embassy in Spain to investigate how Spain handles sexual assault as he has serious concerns about the case of the woman who went through MAID.
Sir, as a sex offender yourself- don’t you have an entire list of sex offenders to deal with at home?
Happy birthday Edelman! Hope your day is full of belly scratches!
Did I just pay $100 CAD for the pleasure of walking some random man’s pack of Irish wolfhounds around Dublin? Yes. Yes, I did.
On a related note, if you know any tourists who’d like to pay me to walk my dogs and get a walking tour of Renforth, holler at me 😂
The horrors persist, so I joined a fantasy baseball league.
Do you not have a copy editor on staff?
The only way I was ever able to get a sample from mine was to put him and the litter box in one of my big dog kennels. He was not impressed 🙄
Dear man I work with:
Turn your self view on when zooming or teams’ing.
Otherwise, you’re going to forget that you’re on camera when you pick your nose repeatedly through our weekly call.
Or maybe you already know you’re doing it and just don’t care?
My dogs are also against me reading in peace 😂
My spouse keeps reminding me that I’m in my late 40s and frankly I don’t need that kind of negativity on a Saturday morning.
UNB says my certificate can’t be granted due to “rebranding”, but rest assured in the new year when that’s complete, I’ll get my certificate. In the meantime, I’m welcome to display my transcript. Given this IS the new year, I’m truly questioning the efficiency of their rebranding team.
I have until tomorrow to complete one of my UNB certificates that I’ve procrastinated on for the last year. It will get done & by the seat of my pants .. It’s just going to continue to reinforce the belief that procrastination has always been the key to my success so why change now.
My flight to YYZ is going to cost me more than the leg to Ireland 🙄
When flying internationally, what’s the tightest connecting flight timeline you’ve ever made? Looking at my layover options & debating….
Do I really trust my flight out of YFC will be on time & I’ll make it to YYZ before missing my Dublin flight?
Honestly. I can’t believe it’s only been a year since that senile turd came back into power. It feels like 10.
Jesus Christ.
This product roadmap session feels like a great hour to disassociate.
My very sensitive, anxious golden retriever is not doing well with all the yelling here this morning.
The ref’s whistles don’t seem to be working.
Someone needs to get their demented, orange grandfather off this podium and off my timeline.
My nervous system was not designed for this game.
