do kegels right now

Found myself in the minority during the lockdown -- I WFH and am a homebody, so nothing changed for me, except I wore a mask whenever I did go out. And I wasn't suffering like it seems most of the population was suffering. So felt more like an observer watching all the misery during this time.

I really should’ve stayed my ass in the house yesterday but I needed that outing.

And they have no intention of lowering them to pre-tariff prices

Kind of cute that my ex texted and sent money for an ounce. We did use to have some legendary 4/20s.

I remember getting a contact high from s….you know what never mind just know legendary times were had

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When a post leaves the neighborhood

4/20 parents: how do you manage your munchies with little people in your home?

True pain and confusion

Without hesitation especially if it’s down south

Ummm, did you lose another bet?

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Me: I wish people would stop texting and leave me alone

Me after a hour with no text: So I guess everyone stopped fucking with me. And that’s fine cause I came in this world alone and will leave it alone.

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You don’t know how much this means to me. I can’t wait to meet you either.

After this administration, I’m going to start questioning white people about their credentials a lot more.

“Oh so who did your Dad know to get you this”

These restaurants aren’t capitalizing on 4/20 like they should. I haven’t seen a single 4 for 20 special. Such a waste.

#YesIAm

I remember the racism when Obama was elected and all the “jokes” about turning the White House into the ghetto. While this administration is turning into a trailer park.

It’s like being stuck in National Lampoon: The Oval Office

Capitol Hill is a big frat party…

Not all men yet usually a man

This and Kitchenista is when I knew the internet will gas you up regardless of what it makes you look like.

Maybe don’t talk to the lady. Talk to the elder men in retirement homes with no visitors because they didn’t think they would ever need community outside of shallow bonds.

Same to you.

I caught the whole clip

Probably not but people have all types of coping mechanisms.

Good morning, sir

YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE Revealing your true self is a risk, but hiding it is a bigger threat to your well-being. You've built walls so high even you can't see over them anymore.The exhaustion you feel comes from maintaining this fortress. What began as protection has become isolation. Someone is waiting for the real you.

Good morning cousins

The day of 4/20 and all through the land;
smokers were procuring their fave strain;
Blunts on a trays rolled with care;
Indicas, Sativas and Hybrid are there;
Edibles secured and bongs all clean;
Time to blaze up know what I mean;
Bullshit. Every day we deal with plenty;
So everyone enjoy your 4/20

A Quiet Storm: Dedicated to my Favorite Girls by Adrienne Denise on Apple Music Playlist · 29 Songs

Here’s the playlist for tonight’s thread

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