Too constantly autocorrecting to tok is a societal failure we cannot come back from.

I always know I nailed the fit when old republican men glare at me

During Fiona Hill's testimony to Congress on Oct 14, 2019, she described how Trump and Putin discussed exchanging Ukraine for Venezuela. The quid pro quo was if Trump refuses to help Ukraine fight off a Russian invasion, Putin would not help Venezuela (a Russian ally) resist a US takeover.

Resisting the urge to ask every pilot I see if they’re trained in the fielder method

If I ever had to fly first class I would be so embarrassed. Especially when they make you board early. Look at that douche go he paid hundreds of dollars for 2 inches of extra leg room

Every time my phone autocorrects too to tok I hate gen z a litttttle bit more

Me on my way to pick up my cat and bounce her around like a little baby for the hundredth time today.

Biiiiig fan of women. I’m half woman actually, on my mother’s side.

If I had a quarter for every time I became best friends with a person named Mat but then they moved to the Midwest I would have two quarters. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

A meme where I, alone am the target audience

Do you think cats who only playing with lasers are kinda like screenagers

Is there anything worse than being asked by a coworker what podcast you’re listening to? Half the time I just lie and say something mainstream. Way easier than saying “oh it’s called #harmontown, it’s by Dan Harmon. Oh they’re currently… 10 minutes into a trans ED-209 improv… yeah it’s pretty good”

I also know I’m not the only one who’s had a bad year. 2025 has been rough all around.

Is anyone else desperately wishing for a new year but at the same time terrified of the horrors to come?

2025 thus far, for me

- my mom nearly died in heart surgery gone wrong
- two of my friends from highschool committed suicide
- my partner of 7 years and I broke up
- my best friend moved away
- the audio drama I wrote fell apart
- my last grandparent passed away
- I found out I have 10 cavities

Wait but doesn’t everyone who comes out of the matrix looks exactly like they did in the matrix? How does the matrix know what you look like? Is there a real world robot that goes around and does 3d modeling and age projection on every new pod baby? How do they even make new babies? I have questions

Don’t ruin this for me bad dragon

Bad news about stage two guys

The biggest difference between now and 1940’s Germany is peoples ability to easily document and publish the acts of aggression from the ruling fascist regime.

We cannot ever let the government take that away from us.

"The need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear."

Just finished #Andor and I want to join a rebellion so freaking bad you guys

Big fan of divination (tarot, I-Ching, etc) simply because I like being told what to do.

the non-zero chance i transition to non-binary out of spite

Discovering that you’re actually weak of will is such a bummer

In case you’re wondering, the next step isn’t “let the democrats have a turn” it’s a military coup followed by cultural and national cleansing.

I was expecting more tbh

Happy rapture day I guess

Also - I can't believe we let the worst comedians on the planet spend *years* defining Freedom of Speech as a moral obligation to laugh at their bad jokes, and not as a protection against government censorship. You've been crying wolf for a while now gang, and a real wolf just got here! SPEAK UP!

Charlie Kirk picked a hill and literally died on it

Wow grief is so easy I can’t remember what the stages are but this first one is a breeze

Shoutout to my autocorrect to changing my text to “it made me want to Jill myself” yeah that’s totally what I meant thank you