Me: "you're so weird" @emceekayvee.bsky.social as she claps her feet above her head: "why?"

I WONDER IF CLOUDS EVER LOOK DOWN ON US AND SAY "HEY LOOK... THAT ONE iS SHAPED LIKE AN iDiOT - graffiti

🤔

Rename a slogan based on an ex:

Just Don't it.

Rename a product based on an ex:

Home Despot

Surfers are just the skateboarders of the water

The guy who makes dolls?? Never saw it coming.

So here's some gameplay for the game I developed. It's a bullet heaven survivorlike. The full game won't release until June as part of Steam "Next Fest", but the demo is playable! store.steampowered.com/app/4581980/...

Swarmbound Demo on Steam Battle impossible swarms of 1,500+ enemies at 60FPS. Swarmbound is a high-performance, moddable bullet heaven built for the Steam Deck. Choose your class, craft your build, and survive the pixel-art c...

@emceekayvee.bsky.social Demo's live! ⚔️ store.steampowered.com/app/4581980/... #indiegame #survivorslike #roguelike #steam

Depluralize a movie:

Schindlers Post-It

NGL, I low-key want another quarantine.

I like your weiner

👀

I just played strip solitaire... and lost.

I'm pretty lucky 😍

At least woodworkers are upfront about what they charge for a custom job

If I got you more would you wear one every day?

That's a hair crimper..right?

Bank error in your favor monopoly card

I'm still waiting for one of these IRL

Post a gif of who you wanted to be when you were a kid

killing him instead of dumping him so i can move on and he can’t❤️

Skeletor laying down facts then running away

"Tortoises live for, like, 150 years."

Not in this house they don't.

Thanks!

Thanks!

Add a letter, ruin a song

Creepy

A streetcar named desire to get out the way