// I shall help since the bluesky algorithm is mean .

// vro posting his tweets to bluesky,,,,,,
I SEE YOU .

✉️: "my name is-a mario"

"I made the pasta"

✉️: "Oh ."

"This-a guy is gay for his-a ENEMY"

"No wonder why you aren't winning. So you had to go after a...random...juggler..."

✉️: "I think this is-a why you lost your "Joul Sam" to that yellow twink cookie."

✉️: "You should stick to your-a life being for laughs instead of using other pastries' mental states, pai...no, you don't count as a paisano."

"since you're a jester ."

✉️: "I'ma pretty sure you did something to another cookie. Her name's Ice Juggle-...well. Not anymore."

"Why Did You Do That ."
"That Was Not Okey-Dokey ."

✉️: "Again, this is-a what jesters suck."

"...Speaking of...I still keep my eyes on that other site. You've been doing...stuff, haven't you?"
"my name is mama mi-"

✉️: "I-a get lonely after a few months, and...this is-a the only person I-a can interact with."

✉️: "grrrrrrrrrrrr"

✉️: "I could splash milk onto you."

"And honestly, I-a probably should since you're a JESTER-"

✉️: "okay buddy"

✉️: "Wow, paisano. That'sa pretty messed up. No wonder why you're...Abnormal™ ."

@ultragreedier.bsky.social "What are you thankful for ."

✉️: "...what's a catboy."

a seal in a tank with the words wait i 'm floated below it ALT: a seal in a tank with the words wait i 'm floated below it

✉️:

“ Heyo ! ”

✉️: "wahoo"

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✉️: "Sorry for-a being cautious, but...I feel like I would really regret doing so."

SAY THAT AGAIN?

✉️: "Something'sa pretty..."

"Abnormal."

HELP ME HELP

// I feel..."safer" on this site than on parody twitter

// still gonna fix my active

// ough my marios

@storyofastar.bsky.social
✉️: "Play my-a games ."

shoutout to this cat

✉️: "Hedgehogs irk me."

// Where the FUCK are my parody twitter oomfies I see a bunch on my twitter timeline...