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Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.
The bill always comes due, but he’s counting on himself being gone before it’s paid.
do u guys ever think about how weird it would be if one omnipotent being who was capable of creating the entire universe would look down upon Earth with its billions of diverse species and cultures & zoom wayyyy in on some particular group of humans and be like ‘ yup, you guys are the ones’👍 🤔⛪️
Also, Rest In Power to this hero. I should have led with that 🤦🏻♀️
It’s funny how there are so many heroes who go unrecognized, and there are so many people who get recognized who are almost antiheroes
I'm crying 🤣
Why can't media you do more than one thing at a time?
Epstein victims are still demanding justice
ICE agents are still abusing their power.
I don’t think they’re gonna miss him
Honestly this makes me so sad, and tracks so hard. In my teaching I really tried to push back on that, but the system pushed me out too
"She’s been a court interpreter for over 20 years, the only one licensed in Texas for Hindi, Punjabi, or Urdu. Her language skills are requested nationwide..."
"One of her children recently enlisted in the military...
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Pay attention folks. This is how it's done. Trump sues his own DOJ, run by his private attorney, for $10 billion. Normally that would go through the courts with the DOJ arguing AGAINST giving Trump $10 billion.
Instead, his DOJ will negotiate a settlement OUTSIDE of court. Literally inside dealing.
Right out in the open, Donald Trump is suing his own IRS to try to steal $10 BILLION taxpayer dollars.
I just introduced a bill that would make this theft ILLEGAL.
I put out a montage of him a while ago sniffling in nearly every podcast interview he did for two years, but maybe that wasn’t the only thing he had going on.
Pay attention folks. This is how it's done. Trump sues his own DOJ, run by his private attorney, for $10 billion. Normally that would go through the courts with the DOJ arguing AGAINST giving Trump $10 billion.
Instead, his DOJ will negotiate a settlement OUTSIDE of court. Literally inside dealing.
🚀 Liftoff at 04:10UTC April 17, Long March 4C Y41 launched a high-precision greenhouse gas detection satellite from Jiuquan
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
Amazon will pay $20.5 million to settle allegations that two of its Oregon data centers helped contaminate groundwater.
This is exactly why communities across the country are organizing to stop data centers — and winning.
Never doubt your power to change the system.
Holy shit. I don’t have words for how corrupt this is. Keep in mind, the Ukraine whistleblower is still anonymous. And Gabbard kept a whistleblower report from Congress about a call between foreign intel agents discussing someone close to Trump and Iran. @andrewbakaj.bsky.social
France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.
Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars
The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.
Why aren't we doing this?
Barn Owl
📷: Jack Rogers Photography
#birds
It’s truly a timeless look
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Trump continues to make a mockery of the justice system, this time pardoning sedition and treason committed by the Oath Keepers and the Proud Boys. I guess he needs them to “stand back and stand by” for another day of future violence.
Trump sure loves his loyal thugs. As did Hitler.
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
I love to see it. 💨 🥇
What can we do? Mobilize us! Does everyone know what this refers to?
